MrTonex

08/21/2024

Chinese Investors Reportedly Seize Nigeria’s Guest Houses In Liverpool, To Sell Them On eBay For $2.2 Million... APC hand work.. and this was cause by some idiots..

08/21/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Abalis Kaleb Anita, Yanbabe Perime

08/19/2024

In 2014, Buhari was in Kano precisely at Abacha Stadium for his campaigns, he asked the Crowd how much they were buying a sachet of pasta(Spaghetti), they all responded, 80 Naira, Buhari bursted into tears. We now know better. Let's not talk about the price of fuel and food items. It's difficult to be a Nigerian since Buhari came on power but it became worse since Muslim Muslim ticket was promoted

08/15/2024

If Peter Obi had been elected president we would have been hearing things like;

Minister of the FCT - Your Excellency, we are increasing the cost of renovation of the Vice President's residence to 27 billion.

Okwute - 27 what!!! Noooo. That is not possible. Nigeria don't have that kind of money. I will leave A*o Rock for him , he should come and stay there. I will move to his house.

Finance Minister - Your Excellency, we are allocating 20 billion naira to support the Hadji this year.

Okwute- My brother, Nigeria is broke. We can't sponsor this year. We will sponsor next year. God is not running away.

Chief of Staff - Your Excellency, the governors of Imo, Enugu, Benue, Anambra and six ministers are waiting outside. They want to see you off to the airport.

Okwute - Don't they have work to do?

Budget office - Your Excellency, subsidy was not provided for by the previous government. We will need to remove it as soon as possible.

Okwute - That is true but we can't start with the people. What about us? What are we removing from the remuneration of the executive, legislature and judiciary. We must set an example for the people to follow. First things first, we cut cost of governance then we remove subsidy.

Minister of Finance - Your Excellency we are thinking of acquiring a new presidential jet for your use. We only need your approval. The money the government intends to borrow will pay for it. Also some new cars for the presidential fleet. A Cadillac Escalade is one of them.

P.O - I should borrow money to buy presidential jet? Oga, I don't need a mad man to tell me that you are not going to last as.minister.

-SEUN UZODINMA **COPIED

08/14/2024

08/13/2024

House Of Reps Seeks 10-year Prison Sentence, N5Million Fine For Nigerians Who Refuse To Recite National Anthem

08/13/2024

SOME MEN CAN BE VERY WICKED
this is a story life story of a man.

Once upon a time in a small town, there lived a man named James. He was known for his charm and wit, but behind his charming exterior, he had a dark side. James was married to a beautiful woman named Josephine. Their marriage was once full of love, but over time, James became possessive and controlling. Eventually, the love between them faded, and their relationship was plagued with constant arguments. Josephine decided to leave James, hoping to find peace and happiness on her own.

After their divorce, James was consumed with anger and bitterness. He couldn’t accept that Josephine was no longer his. In his rage, he sought out a local sorcerer and demanded a spell that would punish Josephine. The sorcerer, known for his sinister dealings, concocted a curse. The curse was cruel: anyone who had intimate relations with Josephine after their divorce would lose their manhood permanently.

Time passed, and Josephine met a kind-hearted man named John. Unlike James, John was gentle and caring. They soon fell in love, and for the first time in years, Josephine felt truly happy. But their happiness was short-lived. After they became intimate, John’s worst nightmare came true—his manhood stopped working. Confused and devastated, John sought medical help, but no doctor could explain what had happened.

As days turned into weeks, John’s frustration grew. He became a shadow of the man he once was, consumed by his impotence and the loss of his identity as a man. Desperate and broken, he confronted Josphine, demanding to know what was wrong with him. Josephine, equally distraught, had no answers. She had no idea that James had cursed her... Ladies be careful who u date and marry, The heart of a man is very wicked....

08/13/2024

Stupidity is when a single lady is faithfully in a relationship with a married man..

08/12/2024

Congratulations to the new striker.. Mr portable.

08/11/2024

This is Chelsea outcome for the day..

08/11/2024

This is my club, we never walk alone

08/10/2024

Here is the twine brother of the other clube... They bought two players and the when on injury instantly

08/09/2024

Thank God I finally escaped..

Chelsea nearly sign me today.. I had to run away, I'm still in hiding uptill now..

07/10/2024

A political Hero of Karewa ward

07/10/2024

Meet HYELDA ELSY KADALA, the unstoppable force of Karewa Ward, who has emerged as a true political hero from the Labour Party. With unwavering dedication and a vision for a brighter future, HYELDA has tirelessly championed the rights of the people, bringing transformative change to the community. His commitment to social justice, equality, and economic empowerment has resonated deeply with the residents, earning their trust and admiration.

HYELDA journey from grassroots activism to political prominence is a testament to his resilience and determination. He has fought tirelessly for better healthcare, quality education, and job opportunities, ensuring that every voice in Karewa Ward is heard. His leadership has not only inspired hope but has also galvanized the community to stand together for a better tomorrow.

Under HYELDA dynamic leadership, Karewa Ward has witnessed significant improvements in infrastructure, social services, and community cohesion. His ability to connect with people from all walks of life and his genuine concern for their well-being make him a true people's champion. With Hyelda ESLY KADALA at the helm, the future of Karewa Ward looks brighter than ever.

07/06/2024

U came back from school very hungry and u found this note, what will u do?

07/02/2024

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