Papi the comedian 254

31/12/2024

Mnisaodie kuchanga please 🙏🥺🥺inazikwa tarehe moja New year

31/12/2024

31/12/2024

Mum said nobody congratulated her because she’s poor 😭💔💔Ten Unknown Facts About
1. Founding and History: BMW, Bayerische Motoren Werke AG, was founded in 1916 in Munich, Germany, initially producing aircraft engines. The company transitioned to motorcycle production in the 1920s and eventually to automobiles in the 1930s.
2. Iconic Logo: The BMW logo, often referred to as the "roundel," consists of a black ring intersecting with four quadrants of blue and white. It represents the company's origins in aviation, with the blue and white symbolizing a spinning propeller against a clear blue sky.
3. Innovation in Technology: BMW is renowned for its innovations in automotive technology. It introduced the world's first electric car, the BMW i3, in 2013, and has been a leader in developing advanced driving assistance systems (ADAS) and hybrid powertrains.
4. Performance and Motorsport Heritage: BMW has a strong heritage in motorsport, particularly in touring car and Formula 1 racing. The brand's M division produces high-performance variants of their regular models, known for their precision engineering and exhilarating driving dynamics.
5. Global Presence: BMW is a global automotive Company
6. Luxury and Design: BMW is synonymous with luxury and distinctive design, crafting vehicles that blend elegance with cutting-edge technology and comfort.
7. Sustainable Practices: BMW has committed to sustainability, incorporating eco-friendly materials and manufacturing processes into its vehicles, as well as advancing electric vehicle technology with models like the BMW i4 and iX.
8. Global Manufacturing: BMW operates numerous production facilities worldwide, including in Germany, the United States, China, and other countries, ensuring a global reach and localized production.
9. Brand Portfolio: In addition to its renowned BMW brand, the company also owns MINI and Rolls-Royce, catering to a diverse range of automotive tastes and luxury segments.
10. Cultural

24/12/2024

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A story from one lady😭😭😭
My husband and I did our wëdding recently and we were living peacefully until my mother-in-law visited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......

Initially, she did as if she liked me not knowing she is a Brùtal And Ëvil!! 🤦🥺😒😔😔

Anytime I cook, this woman will be Cōmplaining that the food is either salty or wåtery and each time she grùmbles, my husband will take her to a restaurant.

This continued and it was frùstrating.

So one day, I boiled a bowl of rice and made a delicious stew. I didn't add much sālt neither did I add much water.

I was Satisfied when I finished cooking because it was really tasty. 🥰😋😔

I was sure my mother-in-law will enjoy it..........

Lo and behold, this woman tasted the delicious delicacy I cooked and Jabbered that it was naùseating.

I was dùmbstruck and stunned.

Ah! Mama this food is delicious, taste it once more "I muttered stunningly" 🤦🥺😢

No! take this thing away from here "she replied.....

My husband came back and asked his mother what was the problem as he heard her thùnderous voice.

"Your wife doesn't know how to cook " His mother shouted

Ah! Mama, no Nah, Darling, you can taste the food yourself, it is very delicious. 'I uttered thoughtfully'

My husband did not say a word to me, he went into our room and came out.

He said "Mama let's go somewhere"

I was full of fùry and I tried to obstruct them but my husband gave me a hot slap that made me dash to the ground and I fåinted.

Luckily, my house help came around and took me to the hospital.

My house help stays with me all through the night because the doctor said that I should sleep in the hospital.

In the morning, the doctor disclosed that I was two weeks prëgnant.

When I got home, I saw my mother-in-law enjoying one of the weekly programs on DSTV.
I greeted her passionately and this woman didn't even reply me.
I went to my Room; and When my Husband returned; My Mother inlaw told my husban....

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23/12/2024

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Mother Father God

23/12/2024

Mapema ndo best 😁😹kapende kasipende 👉😆 lazima katakua footballer by force ☺️💯

22/12/2024

na Kwani huuyu legend aliendanga Waapi????? 🤨

21/12/2024

Ladies mnakula mpaka Kasongo 😂🤣😂

21/12/2024

Rest in peace Ezekiel Otuoma 😭😭😭😭

18/12/2024

Mnadanganya hata wanyama...Na mama yao amepelekwa wapi🤣🤣🤣

18/12/2024

Khai 🥺why ? Why Modern Furniture Pacific Ruiru?.

17/12/2024

Your children will treat you the same way you treated your parents. Malipo ni hapa hapa duniani🤣😝

16/12/2024

The heartless will skip💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

16/12/2024

Malachi 3:17
"And they shall be mine, saith the LORD of hosts, in that day when I make up my jewels; and I will spare them, as a man spareth his own son that serveth him."
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16/12/2024

Only science students will get it 🙂‍↔️

16/12/2024

God bless you all.

16/12/2024

A graduate in Biology was having difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspapers for a job at a zoo.
In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla, which had been a tourists attraction has died so they needed someone to dress up and pretend as a gorilla.
The graduate was embarrassed, but since the salary was okay, he accepted the job.
The first day, he put on the gorilla skin and entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beating his chest and roared like a gorilla.
The next day, he put on a gorilla skin and started moving around the zoo again and mistakenly entered another cage and found himself staring at a lion.
The lion r0ared and rushed towards him.
The scared graduate quickly forgot that he is a g0rilla and started shouting like a human, 🗣️"Help! Help!" The lion leaped onto him, knocked him to the ground and whispered in his ear *Dennis*, it's me Mike, your course mate."
My brother, No job in this country, Infact that croc0dile🐊 in that water is not a crocodilie, it is John😂l
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