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16/11/2023

Local Freezes to Death After Ignoring “MSM Fake News” Weather Forecast

In a pledge to not be influenced by "brainwashing media", a local man has frozen to death. Police say Josh Inness, a 49-year-old from Michigan, was tuned in to an MSNBC broadcast that called for harsh winter conditions to blanket the region in the coming days. However, as Inness "did not believe in....

31/10/2023

Smart Policy Initiative To Offer Free Online Courses

By popular demand, a course to educate the savvy political pl***oy is here! The Smart Policy Initiative is offering a free online certificate to educate your common pleb on the goings on of today's world. "World Affairs For Smart Policy Wonks" is a multi-part course that brings you through what peop...

20/10/2023

NASA: Voyager 2 Reset Success, Records Demonic Screaming

There's good news and bad news for the Voyager 2 spacecraft. The good news is that NASA was able to briefly re-establish contact with the probe. It's not entirely certain if this is a permanent fix, as the calculations needed to access the spacecraft are complex the farther it goes into interstellar...

30/09/2023

Amazon Prime Day Deals – Now Fire Up the Ring Cameras and Start Echo-ing: ‘We’re Gonna Save the World!’

Millions of people are gearing up for Amazon's most hotly anticipated day of the year, Prime Day. But what is Amazon really offering us? According to Rigmarole Review, it's Fire Sticks straight from the underworld and Echo Dots in which you can literally talk like a baby! The Fire Stick, according t...

24/09/2023

Disney on the Verge of Disaster: Iger, Chapek and the Roller-coaster Ride of Epic Proportions!

Are you ready for the wildest Disney ride yet? If you thought Pirates of the Caribbean was a wild ride, then you'll definitely want to buckle up for the next wave of Disney chaos! Bob Iger and Bob Chapek recently made headlines when it was revealed that they had been in talks about succession plans

23/09/2023

Air Force “Blasts Off” to New Heights With Nuclear-Capable Missile, But Does it Have Any “Explosive” Results?

The US Air Force has recently tested a long-range missile system capable of carrying a nuclear payload! However, startlingly, they don't seem to have thought through the consequences of this action. Sources close to the situation have confirmed that the missile system was loaded with a very special....

22/09/2023

Extreme Heatwave Proves Global Warming is Real — Unless You’re Living in a Cave with the Caveman President of Rigmarole Review!

It's official: This summer was the hottest one on record -- and it wasn't even close! Scientists and experts around the world are scratching their heads, wondering why this summer felt so much hotter than any other before. Was it global warming, a mysterious act of God, or something far stranger? Th...

21/09/2023

Rigmarole Review Creates New Unholy Archive

We may be on God's sh*t-list, but this is a step we have to take! In an effort to decode the Nanuez Codex, we have created a new unholy archive. Sounds pretty straightforward, right? A collection of all the most arcane, de-sanctified and heretical texts from across whatever dimensions we can grab th...

20/09/2023

Extreme Heat Causes Schools to Take a Break, Students Revel in Satan’s Delight

This Summer, Heat Might be So Hot That Schools Are Literally Shutting Down Across the US! Summer heat is already getting extreme, and the temperatures are so scorching that even the kids are beginning to feel the burn. That's right, due to recent reports of heat waves and humidity across the United....

19/09/2023

Giant Chicken-Dinos In China? Prepare for Global Poultry Revolution!

Move over Jurassic Park! A new species of bird-like dinosaur has been found in China, astonishing paleontologists with its unique features. But what really has them excited is the fact that this new species of dinosaur has been found to have eyes of different colors and a set of wings! This new spec...

18/09/2023

Tropical Storm Lee Sets Course for World Domination: Maps and Hurricane Tracker Included!

Move Over Hurricanes, Tropical Storm Lee Is Being Terrorizing the Atlantic - Mutate or Die! It's been a wild 24 hours since Tropical Storm Lee took hold in the Atlantic - leaving destruction and chaos in its wake. Can't this storm take a break already? You would think an all-powerful storm like this...

18/09/2023

U.S. Mortgage Rates Drop to Unprecedented 27-Year Low – Shockingly Not Caused by Devilishly Delicious Drop In Rates!

It looks like U.S. mortgage demand has dropped to the lowest level in 27 years, and considering the drop in rates, this is especially worrying. However, the bright side is that it's opened the door for the most unlikely of candidates to finally join the real estate scene. That's right, folks, animal...

15/09/2023

“Escaped Prisoner Danelo Cavalcante’s Epic Manhunt Enters 7th Day – ‘Live’ from Rigmarole Review!”

Today marks the seventh day of the manhunt for Danelo Cavalcante, the notorious prison escapee on the run after breaking out of the maximum security prison last week. Authorities have released new details on the prison break that have caused shock and confusion. It turns out that instead of assaulti...

12/09/2023

$100 Oil? What a Price Spike Could Mean for Markets and Geopolitics – Rigmarole Review Investigates

$100 Oil? Big Oil Throws A Tantrum As Price Spike Could Mean Big Trouble For Markets and Geopolitics! It appears that Big Oil has reached an agreement with OPEC to create a new normal across the world - one where oil has a price tag of $100 per barrel. Of course, this has many people

12/09/2023

Fantasy Football Week 2: Geno Smith Shines, Satan Backs His Play – Rigmarole Review Has All the Satanic Stats!

"Start 'em, Sit 'em Quarterbacks Fantasy Football Week : Geno Smith Continues to Shine - But Is He Shining For The Right Reasons?" Fantasy Football is back and the big question on everyone's minds is, who to Start and Sit in Quarterback? Well, look no further folks! Rigmarole Review is here to provi...

12/09/2023

Prisco Picks NFL Winners; Aaron Rodgers’ Jets Get Spoiled by Bills; Steelers Steal Show in Week 1 with Shocking Upset

Football Fans Send Prisco Packing as Aaron Rodgers Saves the Day with a Noble Jetpack! Football fans were absolutely livid this weekend as NFL analyst, Pete Prisco's, Week 1 picks were proved completely wrong by the skills of Aaron Rodgers. According to reports, Prisco had predicted the Bills to "sp...

11/09/2023

Radeon RX 7800 XT Review Provokes Outrage from Gamers Wishing They’d Bought an RTX 4070 Instead

Are Gamers Now Abusing Their Graphics Cards Like Drugs? The AMD Radeon RX 7800 XT has been released, and gamers all over the world are testing its benchmarks and reviews. But researchers have noticed an alarming trend in the gaming community - gamers have been reported to overclock their GPUs, takin...

10/09/2023

Climate Breakdown Already – U.N. Reports Earth’s Hottest Summer, Special Effects Courtesy of The Sun

Earth just had the hottest summer on record, according to the United Nation's climatologists, but they were quick to add a warning: "Climate breakdown has begun!" That's right, folks -- global warming just got real. But don't worry, we at Rigmarole Review have got you covered! We've dug deep and fou...

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