Truth Hurt

13/03/2023

There's trouble o.

Peter Obi has claimed that Labour Party garnered more votes than was allotted to it in the just concluded presidential election.

He said: "If the real votes of Rivers were counted, Reuben, I won. I had over 50 something per cent of the votes."

The governor of Rivers state, Nyesom Wike has been accused of working against the 2023 presidential ambition of the flag bearer of the Labour Party, Peter Obi.

25/11/2022

Never fall asleep in front of a friend who's good at Photoshop🤣🤣

25/10/2022

Our 2022 ends this Sunday at midnight! There's still time to enter!

Just like and share this tweet for a chance to !

24/09/2022

As a parent, it can be hard to tell if you’re doing right by your children. Parenthood is surely one roller coaster ride that seems to be easy and fun … Read More »

24/09/2022

Within the Deep underground city of Las Vegas,’ the popular strip of shining lights is situated in a filthier labyrinth of the earth, flood tunnels. More than 200 miles of … Read More »

19/09/2022

Video call should be booked in advance please, stop stressing ladies to be running around looking for their wig🙄

19/09/2022

Dear money, I'm not part of the people who said you're the root of evil🤷‍♂️

19/09/2022

A short story 😂😂

19/09/2022

ON TOP ONE MAN HEAD:

1. NEPA don bring bill

2. Buy bread when u are coming

3. Buy Egg when u are coming

4. Gas don finish

5. Kerosine don finish

6a. Generator no gree start

6b. Buy fuel for generator when u are coming

7. Car don get flat tyre, e no gree start

8. School fees don show

9. DStv/GOtv etc don stop to dey show

10. Dem come ask for vigilante money

11. Month don end for Lesson teacher

12. Biscuit and Happy Hour nko?

13. Dem go begin report the children to u as u dey enter

14. If u never build, Landlord matter na madding

15. Dem go still shook hand for ur pocket pack d small change join..

16. Tell u d pikin dey run temperature like say u be doctor...

17a. Buy them credit

17b. Buy them data

18. Not excluding Suya, Cat fish etc on some nights

19. Fridge, pressing iron, fan etc. go stop, another headache..

20. Dem still wan go amusement park o on public holidays

21. How much be the salary sef..

I come go hospital for fever, doctor say I get High BP.

How man no go get High BP..

On top all, you must not disappoint in the inner room..

dem go still give you instruction..

*"HONEY HARDER"*

My brothers in the house, let's take it easy......our lives matters.

With or without us, life will continue.

GOD Bless and be with all Men!

19/09/2022

15/09/2022

05/09/2022

You have 5 ear piercings
No gold, no diamond, no ice
You just pack aboki iron full ear
🙄🙄🙄🙄

03/09/2022

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "SOMEBODY YOU LOVE" & SOMEBODY YOU LIKE"
Infront of the person you love, your heart beats faster But in front of the person you
like, you get happy.
Infront of the person you Love, coldness seems like warmth wit spring, But in front of the person you like, winter is just beautiful winter.
If you look into the eyes of the one you love, you blush, But if you look into the eyes
of the one you like, you smile.
In front of the person you love you can't say everything on your mind, But in front of the person you like, you can.
Infront of the person you love, you tend to get shy, But infront of the person you
like, you can express yourself.
You can't look straight into the eyes of the one you love, But you can always smile into the eyes of the one you like.
When the one you love is crying, you cry with them, But when the one you like is
crying, you end up comforting.

03/09/2022

Igbo mums produce amazing slaps.
We have:
1. Aka nti
2. Ura
3. I machi nti.
These slaps will make u think u were adopted.
The beauty of AKA NTI (hot slap) is that u will confess your sins on d spot.
URA will make u expose those who committed the crime with u without hesitation.
I MACHI NTI is d worst. When u receive this one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto search" as you'll be looking for what hit u. It can equally reset someone to 3D (Deaf, Dumb, Daft). She will be like 'let's go home' and u will say 'its in my pocket'😂😂😂😂

Kam biakwa nu 🚶

03/09/2022

😂 HOW TO COOK YORUBA SOUP.
1. Add water to the empty hot pot.
2. Add red oil.
3. Stir with plánk, broom or firéwood.
4. Add ewedu leaf or any strange leaf.
5. Add meattttttt
6 Top up the pepper
6 Add pomo
5. Add pêpper.
6. Add pêpper again.
7. My sister, I say add peppêr 😕😕😕
8. Add more peppêr dear! 😁😁😁
9. Habba! My friend I say put more peppër ooh! and stir again.
10. Add ajinomoto, Maggi and salt.
11. Add more pepper again 😭😭😭
12. Use wrapper from the house and bring down the pot. 😋😋😋
13. Add pepper again! eheeee! Soup is ready!!!.
14. Ngwanu! E be like sey, you dey fear,oya put the pepper container inside the pot
Serve with Eba or Amala and gallon or drum of water by your side and a big towel for CATARRH😷😷😷
🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆
Omo iyaa mi come and eat oo
😁😁🏃🏃🏃

03/09/2022

Buhari face no show✖️
Him shoe no shine✔️😒

03/09/2022

Nobody dances better than a pastor during offering time 😂

03/09/2022

At the age of 20 u must be driving
Even if it is to drive a gal crazy...just drive 😐

03/09/2022

People say am sorry nd it easily softens the heart😊
Wait till u hear am sorry from a doctor 😥🙆😭

03/09/2022

Saying all men are the same isnor my problem, but who asked u to try all of dem

03/09/2022

U dey tell me make i calculate volume wen u no give me speaker 😏

Physics why😫😭💔

03/09/2022

Since "what a man can do, a woman can do better"

If i send u 2k double m send me 4k abeg🤧😫

03/09/2022

The full meaning of AIRTEL is

Arsenal Is Returning To Europa League🥴😂

03/09/2022

SELINA LANGUAGE in Joseph vs Portiphars' 💙❤

Portipher's Wife: Joeboy lap!!

Joseph: Maley, wetin sup?

Portipher's Wife: Joeboy, you wan cap me say you no see say my kpekus dy drip for you 🥺

Joseph: Tarrrrrh, disembark from that careless capping, 😕 on how senior man lap the unit come kporrr me ontop your kpekus, banny na blood overstain

Portipher's Wife: See this smaller oo. On how I dy set compass give you make you for taste wetin you senior man dy enjoy, you dy cap vertically. Joeboy dy fear? Your liver no strong 😒😒

Joseph: Banny, based on spiritual things and things, make I cap you. Em say give wah belongs to Ceasar to Ceasar. Your kpekus belongs to my senior man and me Joeboy no get doings for that kind matter

**Joeboy walks away while Portipher's Wife pretends to be sober and sheds fake tears**
Portipher returns and meet her in that state

Portipher: Banny, wida naa? Na wetin dy steal your joy?

Portipher's Wife: No be your boy, Joeboy 🤧 Upon all the bannies for the unit, Joeboy swear say na for my kpekus him wan chook him rod 😭😭😭

Portipher: Joeboy lap!!!!!!!!! 😡😡

Joseph: Senior man, Wida na wetin sup 🙂

Portipher: Joeboy, because I carry you show way, you dun dy do do, dy jump jump, dy clap clap, dy shake shake waist 🤨🤨

Joseph: I no comprison your caprison, cap me the legit 📌😊

Portipher: My banny cap me say you been wan chop her kpekus 😠

Joseph: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! 🙆🏽‍♂️ Senior man, the person weh play you that tape, him face no show, him shoe no shine 😪

Portipher: Esssssssssssssssssssss, where you? You dy try tell me say I dy cap vertical? On a zero zero zero zero zero hour, I go jazz you down, put am for your body wotoporiously you no go fit shout die it, send you go prison ☹️🕳️

Joseph: Ahhhh!!! Senior man 🥺✊🏼 Sympathy 🙏🏼🙏🏼

Portipher: Where you? Die it 😒 Infact jazz down!!!!!!!!! ☹️☹️

😅😅🤣😂

03/09/2022

🇦🇫 An explosion tore through a crowded mosque in western on Friday, killing at least 18 people, including a prominent cleric, Taliban officials and a local medic said, and injuring at least 21 more

An explosion tore through a crowded mosque in western Afghanistan on Friday, killing at least 18 people, including a prominent cleric, Taliban officials and a local medic said. At least 21 people were hurt.

02/09/2022

Popular rapper Kanye West has now officially opened his school, Donda Academy.

To mark the first day of school, the music star shared a photo of the kids in class.

Recall that the rapper had exchanged words with ex-wife, Kim, over his kids attending his school.

Kanye West's school,l Donda, is now open and the rapper shared images of the students. Kanye's students were dressed in Yeezy's and most fans were impressed.

02/09/2022

Great victory! 💪🏽

02/09/2022

17-year-old Teenagers in South Sudan.

They are from the Dinka tribe, which has the tallest group of people in the world.

Credit: Africa Facts Zone

01/09/2022

Eyowo launches Digital First Mastercard amid growing demand for digitally driven money management solutions

01/09/2022

Speaking to Bishop Kukah who celebrated his 70th birthday on Wednesday, August 31, Bola Tinubu said: “You are building an institution in honour of your 70th birthday. I am 70 too. Bishop, you will build not just the institution but the greatness of a nation."

Know the truth and have peace of mind.

Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu during the 70th birthday celebration of Bishop Matthew Hassan Kukah of the Catholic Diocese of Sokoto said he is also 70 years old.

01/09/2022

I’m Only A Few Months Older Than You, Tinubu Tells Kukah At 70

The All Progressives Congress presidential candidate, Bola Tinubu, has said that he is only a few months older than the Bishop of the Catholic Diocese of Sokoto, Bishop Matthew Kukah, who celebrated his 70th birthday on Wednesday.

Disregarding speculations on his age, Tinubu reiterated that he is also 70 years and a few months older than the celebrant, Kukah, saying he understands the institution that he (Kukah) is building. He however said they both have a bigger responsibility in building Nigeria.

Tinubu said, “You are building an institution in the honour of your 70, I am 70 too I could still contribute. I am just months older than you are.

“But Bishop, you will help build Nigeria. The greatness of a nation is on your shoulder. It’s on my shoulder too and we must build it together. I must and I will contribute handsomely and personally to build and see to the completion of that institution.”

Credit: Twitter | Omo_Oye2

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31/08/2022

Instead of signing out quietly and leaving the university without noise, a Nigerian student decided to send a message to ASUU.

The student wore a shirt with the inscription "ASUU LOL." He was seen in a funny video displaying his shirt with happiness like a kid who just got a chunk of meat.

This may be another way of saying "Dear ASUU, despite your strike, I have graduated."

A funny Nigerian student used the occasion of his graduation from the Osun State University to send a message to ASUU, writing "ASUU LOL" on his white shirt.

31/08/2022

👀Drake reveals he use to j€rk off with Pam Grier's photos when he first discovered ma********on at the age of 14. Palm Grier who is now 73 years old played the role of a He**in in a famous 1973 film titled "Coffy" ... 👀Turns out Drake paid more attention to Pam Grier's then- enticing b***s instead of the ‘Anti Black exploitation’ message the film was trying to pass across😶‼️

Drizzy wasn't a good boy after all 😌
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31/08/2022

A 15-year-old boy stormed a car shop and pointed at an expensive car worth N36 million.

Out of fear, the seller called Police to know how he got the money.

The young boy looked at them, pulled his shoes and showed them his legs. Then he made a statement that scared them to pieces.

They pulled back immediately as he brought out wads of cash to pay for the whip.

A 15-year-old boy has become the topic of discussion on social media after purchasing a car worth N36 million. The young lad claimed he has five years to live.

31/08/2022

In Case You Missed It:

Terhemen Anongo was a brilliant student who loved Physics and Mathematics. His dream was to become a petroleum engineer.

His father, however, made him study Medicine. At 500 Level, he fell into depression and dropped out from the University of Ibadan.

"Imagine a medical student who could have graduated doing that. My mates are now consultants, but I am pushing a wheelbarrow, you can imagine the psychological trauma," he lamented.

Forty-three-year-old Terhemen Anongo narrates how he dropped out as a 500 Level medical student at the University of Ibadan, Oyo state and ended up a porter.

31/08/2022

Wahala full ground!

Policemen have stormed a residence and arrested a pastor for watering his neighbour's flowers.

The pastor thought he was helping, but he later landed in police trouble after he was found in the house when the neighbours were away.

He was later charged to court.

A group of Policemen reportedly stormed a private residence in Alabama, USA and arrested a man named Pastor Jenninnings for watering his neighbour's flowers.

31/08/2022

Iconic Nigerian singer, Innocent Idibia, better known as Tuface, has jokingly called out his wife, actress Annie Idibia, and their daughter, Olivia.

In a video shared on his Instagram page, the 46-year-old musician said they were disturbing his life in the house as he filmed his wife who was sitting on the bed and his daughter who was lying down on the couch. (WATCH)

Nigerian singer, Innocent Idibia, popularly known as Tuface, has jokingly called out his wife, Annie Idibia, and their daughter, Olivia.

31/08/2022

Germany, which is heavily dependent on Russian gas, has accused Moscow of using energy as a “weapon”.