JOKES
A little boy was ordered to pray by his parents before dey all go to bed.
BOY: I don't know how to pray.
DAD: Just pray about everything u know about d family & our neighbors.
BOY: Mum pls tell dad I can't pray.
MUM: If u can't pray u will not eat food in dis house.
BOY: Dear Lord, he started, thank you Oh God for our visitors & their kids who always come here to eat our food, don't let dem finish all our food.
Anybody who beats me in school help me to beat dem back.
Forgive our driver who I always see naked wrestling on d bed with my 6ter.
Forgive my elder brother who doesn't sleep at home often.
Provide clothes to all naked ladies in my dad's phone, don't let dem drain my dad's salary & don't let our house girl put her mouth in my dad's mouth again.
Provide shelter for all man who sleeps in my mom's room anytime dad travels.
Forgive me wherever I have asked wrongly.
May God answer my prayer.
Nobody said Amen, everybody regretted for ever forcing him to pray.
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☝🏼THIS IS WHAT EMPOWERMENT MEANS, NOT MONEY HAND OUTS. THIS IS HOW TO ALLEVIATE POVERTY.👍🏼
United Nations summoned Israel and gave them a report on human rights violations. Israeli Representative came on the stage, tore the report and walked away, saying *Terrorist has no Human Right*, Boldness sweet when backed by God
Abeg join me laugh na now we dey come back from church ooooo
Watch that kid. He's already a master dribbler. He wants to take selfie with *the GOAT*
Computer science class in Nigeria for the youths of tomorrow. Sad 😔 😟 🙁