Buchi comedy (2024)

21/11/2023

I don't like prank

11/11/2023

The Sweeter Apple

A lovely little girl was holding two apples in her hands.

Her mom came in and softly asked her little daughter with a smile, “My sweetie, could you give your mom one of your two apples?”

The girl looked up at her mom for some seconds, then she suddenly took a quick bite on one apple, and then quickly on the other.

The mom felt the smile on her face freeze. She tried hard not to reveal her disappointment.

Then the little girl handed one of her bitten apples to her mom, and said, “Mommy, here you are. This is the sweeter one.”

For more stories follow up Buchi comedy

06/11/2023

. A letter of love

Girl: baby I am leaving.

BOY: but I need you don't go...

GIRL: but i have to go please forget me

BOY: how can I....

GIRL: NO but you have to...my father is sending me out for studies....

BOY: PLEASE DON'T GO ....i love you....

Girl: I want to meet you before I leave...to night

[THE GIRLS AND THE BOY MEETS AT THEIR PLACE AND SEEING THE GIRL THE BOY STARTS CRYING..

THE GIRL HANDS OVER A LETTER TO HIM AND TELLS HIM TO READ IT IN HIS HOUSE..]

{THE BOY AND THE GIRLS HUGS EACH OTHER AND BOTH OF THEM ARE NOT ABLE TO EXCHANGE WORDS AND ONLY CRIEING INFRONT OF EACH OTHER}

[THE GIRL WAVES HER HAND TELLS THE BOY ITS TIME FOR HER TO LEAVE AND THE BOY UNABLES TO CONTROL HIMSELF RUNS OUT TO HIS HOUSE..]

THE LETTER BY THE GIRL STATES

[HEY,

You are a dog... I have never in my life liked you...so please never ever give a thought about me loving you...you are of no use...still I used you for all pity things i had wanted to...now when I felt that your full potential was tested I decided to throw you...and so i am leaving and will never like to see your face ever...so please even when I return don't even dare to contact me ever...you are a dog...you don't deserve anything...getting me if it was your dream than I don't mind stating that it was a failure for you...you can never get me...never in your life...I had just used you as a time pass and I don't consider anything more than that...and by the way let me tell you that I DON'T RECYCLE USED THING...please get it clear in your head...I DON'T LIKE YOU...you are being used....

Thank you for entertaining me]

{reading this letter the boy runs out of his consciousness and goes to his toilet and kills himself...}

[BUT he did not see the other letter which was in the envelope stating

Dog = dear

Never = always

No = yes

Use/time pass = happy moments I spend with you

Throw = love

Don't = do

Failure = success

Anything = everything

THIS WAS JUST TO SEE WETHER YOU WILL HATE ME IF I MENT THIS TO YOU..

01/11/2023

A son took his old father to a restaurant for an evening dinner. Father being very old and weak, while eating, dropped food on his shirt and trousers. Others diners watched him in disgust while his son was calm.

After he finished eating, his son who was not at all embarrassed, quietly took him to the wash room, wiped the food particles, removed the stains, combed his hair and fitted his spectacles firmly. When they came out, the entire restaurant was watching them in dead silence, not able to grasp how someone could embarrass themselves publicly like that.

The son settled the bill and started walking out with his father.

At that time, an old man amongst the diners called out to the son and asked him, “Don’t you think you have left something behind?”.

The son replied, “No sir, I haven’t”.

The old man retorted, “Yes, you have! You left a lesson for every son and hope for every father”.

22/10/2023

There was a blind girl who was filled with animosity and despised the word. She didn’t have many friends , just a boyfriend who loved her deeply , like no one else. She always used to say that she’d marry him if she could see him . Suddenly, one day someone donated her a pairs of eyes .

And that’s when she finally saw her boyfriend . She was astonished to see that her boyfriend was blind . He told her “ You can see me now , can we get married ? “

She replied , “ And do what ? We’d never be happy . I have my eye sight now , but you’re still blind It won’t work out ; I’m sorry.”

With a tear in his eye and a smile on his face , he meekly said , “ I understand . I just want you to always be happy . Take care of yourself , and my eyes . “

For more stories follow Buchi comedy

19/10/2023

I ask why I too like women and they show me this picture and ask me to spot myself 😔
I have been looking at it for 30 minutes now
I can't find myself
Did anyone see me 😳😳😒

18/10/2023

Some men don't go to church for blessing, they go to church to see Blessing, Grace, Glory and Mercy 😂😂

True/fulse

12/10/2023

A boy was so in love with a girl that he promised to give her an engagement ring on her birthday. When the girl’s birthday came along, the boy arrived with a gift. It was a talking doll. The girl was embarrassed with the gift, so she threw it away. The boy ran to catch the doll but he accidentally ran out into traffic. He was hit by a car and killed. As the girl was waiting for the ambulance to arrive, she was crying and hugged the doll tightly. Suddenly, it spoke: “PLEASE GET THE RING FROM MY POCKET. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. WILL YOU MARRY ME?”

For more stories follow Buchi comedy

10/10/2023

If you don't understand Igbo this is for you😂😂😂

09/10/2023

There was a 7-year old boy whose first love was a young girl in a picture which he found and picked from the street. Every night, he would take out the picture and gaze at the mysterious girl he knew nothing about. As time went by he grew up and got married, but he still kept the picture.
One day, his wife found it and asked, “Where did you get this?”
The man said, “I found it when I was a child and I kept it ever since, but why are you asking?”
His wife replied, “This is a picture of me. I lost it when I was 7.”

For more stories follow Buchi comedy

06/10/2023

A boy was dating a girl who always hurt his feelings. One day, she broke up with him and stormed out of the house. Three months later, the girl had a change of heart. She realized that she really loved the boy, so she went back to him and said, “Give me one more chance. I love you and I need you. I will never hurt you anymore.” But the boy just laughed and said, “Only a fool would take back someone who hurt them so badly…” The girl felt hopeless and began to cry, but the boy put his arms around her, hugged her tightly and said, “… and I guess I am one of those fools.”

For more stories follow Buchi comedy

05/10/2023

Embarrassment get different types oh 😂😂

04/10/2023

A girl asked a boy if she was pretty. He said no. She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever. He said no. She then asked him if he would cry if she walked away. He again said no.
She had heard too much. She needed to leave. As she walked away, he grabbed her arm and told her to stay.
He said, “You’re not pretty, you’re beautiful. I don’t want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. I wouldn’t cry if you walked away, I would die if you walked away.”

For more stories pls🙏 follow Buchi comedy

03/10/2023

THE UGLY BOY!

There was a very beautiful young woman who had always dreamed of being a model. After finishing college, she found work in the fashion industry, modeling clothes for style magazines. As her career progressed, she went on many photo shoots in a variety of exotic countries.
On one of these photo shoots, she was paired with a very handsome male model. They were both very attracted to each other and, one night, they kissed. Soon, the beautiful and handsome pair began dating and they gradually fell in love.
After a few years, they decided to get married. At the wedding, everyone complimented them, telling them that they made a gorgeous couple. Some of the guests said that they were so good-looking that their children would certainly be beautiful. Before long, the wife was pregnant and the happy couple looked forward to starting a family and spending a wonderful life together.
However, when the baby was born, the couple were horrified. It was the ugliest baby anyone had ever seen. The doctors and nurses were sp*echless. They couldn’t even bear to look at the baby. The mother and father had to stop themeselves from vomiting whenever they caught sight of the disturbing face of their infant son.
As the years passed, the baby boy grew older and his face grew more and more ugly. His eyes bugged out, his nose was deformed and the skin around his mouth was rotting. By the time he was 3 years old, he was hideous and his parents kept the little boy hidden in his bedroom. They never allowed him out of the house and refused to let their relatives, friends and neighbors ever set eyes on him. The good-looking couple were ashamed that they had given birth to a child with such a repulsive and monstrous face.
The strain of having such an ugly child took its toll on their marriage. The couple spent most of their time fighting and arguing. Trapped in the house every day with her hideous son, the wife began to lose her mind. Whenever she looked out the window, she would see other children playing gleefully together and was filled with resentment. Her deranged mind began to develop murderous intentions.
One day, the father decided that spending so much time hidden indoors was not healthy for his wife and son. He suggested that they should go for a picnic at a nearby lake. That day, they drove out to the lake and selected a nice spot, by the edge of a cliff, for their picnic.
Their ugly son said he needed to go to the toilet. The mother told him to p*e over the side of the cliff. When the boy was close to the edge, he pulled down his zipper. Suddenly, his mother reached out and pushed him off the cliff.
The father was horrified, but then a strange look passed between the married couple. He seemed to understand what she had done. Without a word, the parents packed up their picnic basket and blanket and drove home. They had finally rid themselves of the ugly boy. When their neighbors asked them about their son, they simply said that he had died after a long illness.
A year later, the wife became pregnant again. Initially, the couple were worried that they would be cursed with another ugly son. However, their fears proved unfounded, because when the baby was born they were delighted to discover that it was a beautiful baby girl. The child looked just like her parents. Unlike their first child, the parents loved and nurtured their little girl. They were so proud of her that they showed her off to their friends and neighbors. The family spent many happy years together.
Time passed and the little girl was almost four years old, she told her parents that she wanted to go on a boat ride for her birthday. On the day that she turned four, the parents drove out to the nearby lake with their beloved daughter. The day was very sunny and they rented a boat and sailed out across the placid waters.
They were in the middle of the lake when the girl said, “Mommy, I need to p*e.”
The mother helped the little girl to take off her panties. After checking that nobody was looking, she lifted her daughter up and held her over the edge of the boat so that she could go to the toilet.
The little girl looked back at her father and said, “Don’t let Mommy drop me this time.

For more stories follow Buchi comedy

02/10/2023

A break up is nothing, the problem is at night, it's like the pain doesn't want darkness.😞

01/10/2023

No matter how bad you are
You are not useless
You can still be use for bad example😂😂

30/09/2023

I Can't Stop Laughing 🤣🤣🤣😅😅😂🤣🤣

A woman went to prison to visit her husband who has just been sentence to 40 years in prison.

Has soon has she entered the visitor room, she hug him and exclaimed with tears in her eyes:- "Oh! Roger, 40 years, Roger?

And Husband replied: well,my love what are you going to do.?

Oh, Roger...! I just speak to the judge handling your case.

Husband:And what did he said ? My love

"He told me that for every time I make love with him, he will reduce your prison sentence by one year..."

"What!! What a miserable bastard, then what did you say to that son of a bitch ?"

"Oh Roger we'll talk about it at home, pick up your stuff, Let go ...!! (40 years is covered already)
😱😳🙆🙆

Is that woman to be congratulate or not? Does she loves her husband..?

The debate is open!! I come in peace... marriage or divorce? 🙋🏼‍🤞✌️🖐️

__________

For more interesting post follow Buchi comedy

30/09/2023

GUYS WHO HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS⬇

30/09/2023

Why do beautiful houses have Big Doors ? Understand the question before answering. If you no you no 🏃🏃🏃🏃😂😂😂

30/09/2023

To be seen that you are tall walk with short people😁😀

Pls follow Buchi comedy for more

29/09/2023

Have you been throwing away POTATO p*els.... Don't anymore.

1. Soak them in cold water overnight and thereafter

2. Add salt, a pinch of sugar and lemon juice.

3. Then leave the mixture under hot sun for 6 hours for the water to evaporate. After the water has evaporated.

Wrap the p*els in a black polythene bag and wait for 10 minutes before carefully throwing them in a dustbin coz I don't know what you are trying to prepare.

Pls follow Buchi comedy for more jokes

28/09/2023

A boy and his girlfriend were riding a motorcycle, sp*eding through the night. They loved each other a lot.
Girl: “Slow down a little. I’m scared.”
Boy: “Don’t worry, I won’t let anything happen to you.”
Girl: “Please. It’s so scary.”
Boy: “Tell me that you love me.”
Girl: “Fine. I love you. Can you slow down now?”
Boy: “Give me a big hug.”
The girl gave him a big hug.
Girl: “Now, can you slow down?”
Boy: “Can you take off my helmet and put it on? It’s uncomfortable and its bothering me while I drive.”
The next day, there was a story in the newspaper. A motorcycle had crashed into a building because its brakes were broken. There were two people on the motorcycle, of which one died, and the other had survived.
The guy knew that the brakes were broken. He didn’t want to let the girl know, because he knew that the girl would have gotten scared. Instead, he got her to tell him that she loved him one last time, got one last hug from her and put his helmet on her head so that she could live while he died himself.

Pls🙏 follow my page Buchi comedy for more stories

26/09/2023

There was a woman who lived in a small town in Spain with her husband. The couple had a young son named Federico who was always causing mischief. The parents were at their wits end because the boy was constantly getting into trouble at school.
One morning, the mother woke her son as usual and got him dressed for school. While he brushed his teeth, she prepared his breakfast. After he finished eating, she sent him out to catch the school bus.
She spent the next few hours cleaning the house. It was around lunchtime, when she happened to go into the living room. To her surprise, she saw her son sitting by the window, staring outside.
“Federico!” she yelled angrily. “What are you doing home at this time? Why aren’t you at school?”
The boy was silent and turned to look at his mother. She noticed that there was blood on his forehead.
“Federico, why do you have blood on your head?” she asked.
“Mom, I’m sorry…” replied the little boy.
“Have you been fighting again?” she asked. “Did the teacher send you home?”
“I’m sorry, Mom…” Federico said quietly.
“I don’t want to hear your excuses,” said the exasperated mother. “Go to your room! When your father gets home, he will decide your punishment.”
The boy hung his head in shame and went upstairs to his bedroom. His mother just sighed and shook her head.
Just then, the phone started ringing. The mother rushed into the hallway to answer it.
“Hello,” said the voice on the other end. “Can I talk to the mother of Federico.”
“Who is speaking?” asked the mother.
“This is the school principal.”
“Oh no,” she sighed. “What did that little devil do now?”
“I don’t know how to explain,” began the school principal. “This morning, Federico climbed onto the roof of the school…”
“I’ve had it up to here with his behavior,” interrupted the mother. “I can assure you that when his father gets home, Federico will get the punishment he deserves.”
“No, you don’t understand,” said the school principal. “Federico fell off the roof and hit his head… I’m so sorry… He died instantly…”
The mother dropped the phone. Tears began to well up in her eyes. She ran up the stairs and burst into her son’s bedroom.
It was empty.

25/09/2023

Anty are you still the cockroach in somebody's cupboard abi dey don spray u sniper 😂😂

23/09/2023

FIGHT BETWEEN TWO TOWNS

22/09/2023

😂😂 we no deserve any girl for now

20/09/2023

THE MAN WHO NEVER LIED

18/09/2023

A boy bought 12 roses for his girlfriend. He gave them to her and said, “I will stop loving you when the last rose dies.” The girl put the flowers in a vase. As the days went on, the roses began to wilt and die, one by one. Finally, there was only one rose left. The girl was worried. “OMG, she said. When the last rose dies, my boyfriend will stop loving me.” She began to cry. Then, she took a closer look at the rose. It was made of plastic.

Pls🙏 follow up Buchi comedy for more stories

17/09/2023

Please guys what is G doing in e.g ?
Cuz i don't understand

Pls🙏 follow Buchi comedy for more

15/09/2023

It was a girl’s birthday and she asked her boyfriend to buy her a bracelet. When she opened her present, all she found was a storybook. Disappointed and angry, the girl discarded the storybook and broke up with her boyfriend on the spot. A few days after the breakup, the girl heard that her boyfriend had committed su***de. She went to his funeral and, when she approached his coffin to pay her last respects, she saw that he was clutching the storybook in his cold, dead hands. She picked it up and opened it. Inside, the boy had written a love story. It was the story of how they had met and fallen in love. On the last page, there was a message. It read: “Go to our favorite place. There, you will find a bracelet. That is my birthday gift to you.”

Pls🙏 follow Buchi comedy for more

Buchi comedy

21/11/2023

11/11/2023

06/11/2023

01/11/2023

22/10/2023

19/10/2023

18/10/2023

12/10/2023

10/10/2023

09/10/2023

06/10/2023

05/10/2023

04/10/2023

03/10/2023

02/10/2023

01/10/2023

30/09/2023

30/09/2023

30/09/2023

30/09/2023

29/09/2023

28/09/2023

26/09/2023

25/09/2023

23/09/2023

22/09/2023

20/09/2023

18/09/2023

17/09/2023

15/09/2023

Address

Website

Alerts

Videos

Shortcuts

Share