WORLD EYE JOKES

16/04/2022

The upper house appointed the committee that prepares the elections for the upper house.

16/04/2022

The Federal Parliamentary Parliament has been taken by the Federal Republic of Somalia:

1. Maxamud Mohamed Jimcaale GSH #098
2nd time. 2nd time Cabbdullaahi Adan meet GSH #040
3.\n Jawaahir Cadaawe Abdi GSH #155

16/04/2022

The chairman of KMG BFS Mohamed Ahmed Liiban Dhabancad has appointed the 10 members of the committee that will organize the elections of the speaker of the parliament.

1- Abdullahi Rooble. Puntland
Mohamed Hussein 2 Somaliland
3- Abdirisaaq Omar. Hirshabeelle
4- Hussein Maxamed Nuur. Galmudug in Galmudug
5- Haji Ali Max'ed Nuur. Southwest of the South West.
6- Mohamed Abukar. Southwest of the South West.
7- Dahabo Suusow Maxamuud. Hirshabeelle
8- Qasim Cilmi Seed. Galmudug in Galmudug
9- Omar Sharif Jeeg.
10- Nasro Mahdi Caraale. Jubbaland Jubbaland

16/04/2022

Members of parliament including the commander of the disciplinary army were sworn in.

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16/04/2022

Kaaraan district in Banadir region has qualified for the second round of the Somali national media competition, after a tough competition tonight in Hudur district in Bakool region.

16/04/2022

Premier Bank today opened the first business innovation competition which the bank held for the first time for the students in the country's universities with talent and entrepreneurship.

12 innovations from 10 universities will be in a tough competition with the bank financing $21,000. The first-rank contestant will award the bank $9,000. 2nd place winner will win $7,000. Winner and third place will get $5,000. If God's will.



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16/04/2022

The prime minister of XFS Mr. Maxamed Hussein Rooble met with KMG chairmen of the House of Commons and the Upper House of BFS discussed how to ensure the completion of the elections.

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16/04/2022

The first meeting of the 11th parliament has just started and the meeting is being chaired by the interim chairman of the parliament of BJFS Mr. Cabdisan Ahmed Liiban.

16/04/2022

The Chairman of KMG of the Upper House Senator Maxamed Cali Yusuf (Gagaab) has reached the House of the Upper House and will have their first meeting today.

16/04/2022

Soon the 11th Parliament will be opened, its 1st meeting.
Agenda for today's meeting
1- opening the verses of the Quran
2- The approval of the agenda.
3- Swearing in of MPs
4- The speech of the chairman of KMG, MP Abdisalaam Ahmed Liiban.
5- The distribution of the constitution
6-Division of the Regulations of the Parliament BJFS7-Distribution of the temporary process of separating the 10th Parliament and the 11th Parliament, and the Executive Committee for the elections of the Speaker of the House of the People and the Upper House of the Federal Parliament S. Somalia and the election of the president of the federal republic of Somalia.

08/12/2021

08/12/2021

It’s me 😂

07/12/2021

Hilarious prank

06/12/2021

06/12/2021

Prank

17/05/2021

SENATOR MUUSE SUUDI oo ka hadlay dilka loo geystey askeri ka tirsanaa ciidankii badbaado Qaran.

17/05/2021

Cartoon about Gaza

16/05/2021

In emergency OIC meeting, Somalia calls on the international community to play a vital role to stop the Israeli aggression in Palestine

Mogadishu, May 16, 2021 - The State Minister for Foreign Affairs and International Cooperation, H.E. Mr. Balal Mohamed Cusman, participated on Sunday in the virtual open-ended extraordinary meeting of the Executive Committee of the Organization of Islamic Cooperation at the level of foreign ministers, which discussed the Israeli aggression in the Palestinian territory, particularly Al-Quds Al-Shareef, and the acts of violence committed in the vicinity of Al-Aqsa Mosque.

The meeting, which was held at the request of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, the chair of the current session of the OIC, had His Excellency Balal Cusman delivered his speech, and here is the full text:

Your Highness, The Foreign Minister of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, Faisal bin Farhan Al Saud,

Excellencies, Ministers for Foreign Affairs

H.E. Dr. Yusuf bin Ahmed Al-Uthaimin, The Secretary General of the Organization of Islamic Cooperation

Distinguished ambassadors and permanent Delegates,

Ladies and Gentlemen.

Asalam Aleykum Warahmatullah Wa Barakaatuhu,

I am pleased at the outset that I begin to extend my sincere thanks to the Foreign Minister of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia HRH Mr. Faisal bin Farhan Al Saud for hosting this Virtual extraordinary.

I would also like to thank His Excellency the Secretary General of the Organization of Islamic Cooperation and all employees of the organization for their tireless efforts to strengthen the Organization's role and push a joint action to the pressing issues of Islamic World.

Excellencies, Ladies and Gentlemen,

I believe that this meeting would not have come at a better, and more needed time than today.
This meeting signifies the fact that the Palestinian cause and that of Al-Aqsa Mosque remains as a top priority for the Islamic World.
The Federal Government of Somalia, therefore joins with the rest of Islamic World for the calls to end the Israeli occupation in the Palestinian territories and ensure the right of the Palestinian people to self-determination and to the establishment its own independent state with East Jerusalem as its undisputed capital.

We also call upon the international community to assume its responsibilities on the need to stop the Israeli attacks on all Palestinians territories, and to respect international laws and norms and to restore the rights of the Palestinian people including religious freedoms.

Distinguished Guests, ladies and gentlemen,

It is abundantly clear that any Israeli unilateral annexation of Palestine or continuation of the occupation would cause an irreparable damage to the prospects for a negotiated two-state solution, therefore Somalia reaffirms its adherence to the Arab peace initiative as a strategic option to resolve the Palestine - Israel conflict, and in accordance with all the relevant Security Council resolutions in this regard.

Somalia continues to support the two-state solution, based on international parameters and on 1967 lines, with Israel and an independent viable State of Palestine, living side by side in peace, security and mutual recognition

Distinguishes Guests, Ladies and Gentlemen,

Indeed, the dangers that threaten the Islamic world are diverse and continue to upsurge. Islamic world therefore needs, as a matter of urgent concern, to have a unified stance on the pressing issues in the Muslim world including the Palestinian cause, and Terrorism.

I pray our deliberations here today would yield fruitful and lasting solutions for our problems.

I THANK YOU ALL.

15/05/2021

Eid Mubarak

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MW puntland muxuu ka yiri doorashooyinka qaranka

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13/11/2020

Talented

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Well dancer

08/11/2020

Rasuulka in aad difaacdo waa waajib kusaaran meel oo aad joogto
Aad ugu faraxsanahy walaalkan muslimka ah sida u isla markiiba uga hortegey falkan fooshaxun

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