31/10/2025
Might go to jail for this one 😂
"So I’m out near Uluru, right? Sun’s cookin’, flies are doin’ burnouts on my back, and I reckon I’ll snap a quick photo for the folks back home. Click — and boom! Two carloads of locals roll up like I’ve just insulted the Dreamtime and stolen the last sausage from the campfire. One bloke’s givin’ me the stare-down of the century, the other’s halfway through a cultural smackdown that’d make a ranger blush. Fair enough — I’m copping it. But I swear, I’ve had quieter arrests at the pub!"
"Should’ve gone to the Olgas. Those domes don’t dob, they don’t judge, and they’ve got enough shade to hide your sins, your swag, and your dodgy drone footage. Uluru’s the rockstar — all solo and sacred — but the Olgas? They’re the roadies. Cooler, quieter, and they won’t throw you in Kata-Clink-a for takin’ a happy snap."
