Are you a believer? The Realm of the Fantasy Gods has been a closely guarded secret and their mysterious ways have been off limits to mere mortals until now. Two intrepid AFL Fantasy Classic coaches in Nick and Kris have finally secured a covenant through the bloods, the sweat of animalistic team mascots and the tears of pigs to be granted access to the field of the Fantasy Gods. Their operation i
s perched high in the stands in a hermitically sealed private box where they are served drinks by rainbow butted monkeys. Outside in the divine air that would burst their lungs - leaving them lifeless, the Gods play their own inconceivable brand of footy and meddle in the affairs of humans far below them. There are familiar faces, such as the cult hero's that rose to the rank of Gods themselves. But mostly it is a motley crew of beings covered in eyes or possessing super strength or speed. Some have extra limbs with which to take marks, lay tackles and give don't argues all in one motion. Most of the Gods have refashioned their bodies for optimum fantasy scoring potential. It is Nick and Kris' divine mission to unravel meaning from the God's games and interventions into our world to give you the information you need to rise up the ranks. They will watch the Gods at play, they will monitor the heavenly gambling franchises and they will attempt to communicate with the Gods in post game press conferences. Unfortunately the interviews are all gibberish but Nick and Kris will continue to try and decipher and crack the code to understand if there is anything of value when the Gods speak. This is not an exact science, this is the Realm of the Fantasy Gods and if you want a fighting chance you have to be open to humility and listening. So, if you've ever felt eternally frustrated with fantasy, that it was inherently unfair and that none of it made sense anymore then you've come to the right place. If you believe that there is a harmony to be reached, a zen-like state, where all trades have a meaning and purpose and a worthy payoff in the end. Then this podcast is your ticket. Tune in weekly, join Nick and Kris on their quest to reap the wisdom that the Fantasy Gods shalt reveal to thou. Bring your offerings, bring your sacrifices for the rage trade altar. Find out who is captain of your soul this week. And then walk through the weekend numb to reality knowing that there will be a seat with a cup holder and your name on it in the stands at Fantasy Gods Field in time yet to come.
