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GQ Patrol Owners
05/09/2025

GQ Patrol Owners

10,100 cars got stolen in Grand Theft Auto Melbourne Edition
05/09/2025

10,100 cars got stolen in Grand Theft Auto Melbourne Edition

The Australian Insurance Council put out some figures in a report Yesterday 🤣Victoria Metro 🤣🤣Victoria holistically was ...
05/09/2025

The Australian Insurance Council put out some figures in a report Yesterday 🤣

Victoria Metro 🤣🤣

Victoria holistically was the only state to see car thefts INCREASE last year

But look at the INCREASE in Metro Vic.

Adjusted for Per Capita .

Claims per 100K population (2024): 110 claims per 100,000 people

Claims per 100K population (2025): 189 claims per 100,000 people

This represents a 71% increase and puts Melbourne at the highest per-capita theft im Australia

Rural QLD is a bit naughty too

Queensland Country: ~140 claims per 100K (estimated) - High baseline

Financial impact per capita: $19 per person (2024) → $35 per person (2025)

Terrible performance

Thanks for the tip from a follower

This is basically the State of the Economy in New ZealandAnd this guy can still afford Diesel
04/09/2025

This is basically the State of the Economy in New Zealand

And this guy can still afford Diesel

FB Marketplace isnt delivering bottom line value anymoreAnd I'll give you this exampleHere is a BBQ.The top part of it i...
04/09/2025

FB Marketplace isnt delivering bottom line value anymore

And I'll give you this example

Here is a BBQ.

The top part of it is 100 percent perfectly operational. It is made of good materials. The Grill is in great condition and all the switches and gas fittings are in sound condition.

Problem is the base was a piece of Chinese garbage that rusted and one of the wheels completely fell off.

So I listed it (for a family member) for Free.

No cost. if you want just the top, for an insert setup come get it. Fully described.

Then it starts.

"does it come with a gas bottle"

No mate, gas bottles cost money. This is free.

"Well it's not much use without a gas bottle"

You know you can go and buy a gas bottle from the Servo don't you? It's called swap and go.

"yeah well why don't you provide it?"

Would you be happy if the gas bottle was empty?

"no" 🤣

Here's the deal mate. You're job is to take my Rubbish away. It will cost me at Least $50 to take this to the tip.

Your Job in this Deal is to work for me.

But, frankly my time administering this conversation is just adding to the cost of this transaction and it's exceeding the effort it would take me to just take it to the tip.

So that's what I'm going to do.

Maybe you can come down to the Tip and buy it off them for $20 and you can ask if they gave a $30 gas bottle for sale?

We should bring Dan backappoint him Victorian commissioner against car theftsImagine the Daily Press ConferencesThe Data...
04/09/2025

We should bring Dan back

appoint him Victorian commissioner against car thefts

Imagine the Daily Press Conferences

The Data

The 5,000 car tracers he'd hire over whatsapp

You'll do the right thing

Dob in that neighbour in Casey with all the stolen GQ patrols in the backyard

Listen to the Experts

Fit that club lock..

Even if it's only for 5 mins

or Get a $5000 fine

Don't go out late at night

Keep the car locked in the garage to keep it safe

He'd have roadblocks set up all over the state checking Vins

In fact every car should get tested

eventually everyone will have to buy a Chinese car

they're needed because they're safer and can't be stolen

When I see an Electric Ute Owner this is what I visualize in my mind
04/09/2025

When I see an Electric Ute Owner

this is what I visualize in my mind

04/09/2025

I have the answer to Australias productivity crisis

Ban Caravans

In 2020 Gold was about 1200 on ounceIn 2025 it's 3400 an ounceBut Nissans Managed to get the Navara back down to 44900I ...
03/09/2025

In 2020 Gold was about 1200 on ounce

In 2025 it's 3400 an ounce

But Nissans Managed to get the Navara back down to 44900

I think mine was 43000 in 2020 but I beat them down to 38800

It's amazing how unpopular these Utes are

They're one of the best honestly

03/09/2025

Australia has become a country where the mortgage lasts longer than a new house

This is not a political postIt's a post about Dan Andrews I know people like Dan AndrewsHe was that dorky kid in Wangarr...
03/09/2025

This is not a political post

It's a post about Dan Andrews

I know people like Dan Andrews

He was that dorky kid in Wangarratta with the big ears that thought he was better than everybody else.

He went off to Study "Politics" in an Arts Degree at The University of Melbourne - that had one of the most Elitist, sour and horrible cultures you can imagine.

I studied at The University of Melbourne. It was great watching the student union ram 40M into a defunct property development and watching them bribe students with vouchers to vote in the student union and basically just wreck the organisation. I think the Uni had to appoint an administrator and take it over.

I'm not saying Dan was part of that but it's an instructive culture I saw play out at a State level

Every Arguement with a Arts student at Melbourne Uni started and finished with them saying you didn't know *critical thinking* and if they lost they just called you a Fascist.

Their only real north star in life was looking for opportunities to talk in front of others.

They loved nothing more than events and decorum and their own voices.

Dan obviously went on to take the crown of being the Premier of Victoria.

I can't imagine what he had to do to win that title. Who he needed to steamroll. What deals he had to do. The Mind Boggles.

He infiltrated just about every social group and every association in Victoria.

He was everywhere. He was in the 4WD community, the High Country Associations. He was in Sports, the Arts. No one was safe.

Pretty easy formula.

Walk in. Talk about safety. Find anyone that didn't fit the new definition and start fights always separating groups into little blocks of incoherence.

The dude basically wasted 200B dollars on Level Crossings and train sets.

But then came the cough cough Which was basically the culmination of life's work.

He and his govt proved to be hopelessly incompetent.

They made a lot of mistakes.

Their only accountability was 'i dont recall'.

I know he's done it tough since he left.

He was able to promise a Commonwealth games, win the election -- but his days at the top we're looking increasingly dangerous.

So he left.

Now Pubs won't let him have meals.
Thousands sign petitions to ban his bronze statue.
Golf clubs have held press conferences to deny him membership.

Im sure it's been rough on him.

So when you see him in China, on the Red Carpet with Xi and Putin and Kim Yong UN and who knows who else... He's effectively completing his Rejection Lap of our fair society.

What do you think History will say about him in 100 years? He will 100 percent stand out. but it won't be positive and he knows it.

Even Bob Carr wasn't dumb enough to do this.

He is a stain on Australia and Frankly he should just leave.

This isn't an anti China post.

Im a supporter of Chinese Cars.

But this is a domestic Military Parade.

Dan is a a private citizen. It's not his role to be there even if he was invited.

As an ex Premier you should consider the optics. It's a military parade.

If I was the US I'd be furious and Albo has defended it (!) WTF ?!!

It's like they want to pick a Barney.

In my mind I know he knows this wasn't the right thing to do. But that's precisely why he did it.

Hes the dork from Wangarratta and he still has power.

And for all the Labor voters. This isn't a political post left vs right. Morrison disgraced himself with his 10 Minister ships in my mind and I voted that guy out too. He failed even more comprehensively.

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03/09/2025

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