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These Landcruisers have Turned out to Be Complete and Utter DudsAnd follow me on thisThis is the VX modelThey cost $98,0...
29/12/2025

These Landcruisers have Turned out to Be Complete and Utter Duds

And follow me on this

This is the VX model

They cost $98,000 BEFORE CVS and a lot of people would have been Tricked into Paying 115k for them

They didn't even come with Apple Car Play

I went away with one and it used 14.5L of Diesel for every 100km

When my V6 Jeep Used the SAME on an Engineered Lift and Tires Towing a friggin Camper Trailer

They're actually just slow and use heaps of Juice Driving around town

The Injectors fail and cost you like 6-8k to Fix

If the Motor gets Dusted which they do in Dust thatll be $27,000 for a new Motor

The car can't even go to Mt Disappointment without being Dissapointed as Depicted

Man that was a hopeless Day. 6k worth of Damage on a Cruise Around

It was at that point I knew it was dud

Then

Get this.

The little Key Fob they Give you so you don't have to put a key in the slot can just be copied by kids

In Victoria

That have zero rules for Kids

Because we have a Labor Govt that is run by people that want you to live in lawnessless to get the vote of kids

That can now go on Temu and buy a machine to start your 150k (or so you priced) Landcruiser

So now you have a 100k car that costs $30 to drive 100km that will be stolen by a Kid for votes

Right before the motor gets Dusted and the Injectors collapse or some little bearing goes costing you $1600 because someone told you it was reliable

When. I was a kid you put club locks on VL Commodores

Now in Victoria you need to put them on Luxury Landcruisers

I reckon I could leave the keys in my $800 XJ and it'd go nowhere

TBH they couldnt even start it because the iv ignition switch is broken

And now the 100k Landcruiser is driving eratically around Deer Park somewhere

They're just laughing at us

As a collective

They'll probably strip it, take out the 27k motor and the Fancy white Leather seats and fit it all into a 100 series

Driving around like a Boss without a car in the world

The Landcruiser owners with all their $700 RMs and Jeans drinking $12 beers with the Ralph Lauren shirts are Finished in Victoria

Finished

And there's no where you can go.

If anyone knows where this car is. Tell the Beevor and let's go get it.

Has anyone seen this?Stolen from North Melbourne / ParkvilleApparently seen driving erratically in Deer ParkBroken windo...
28/12/2025

Has anyone seen this?

Stolen from North Melbourne / Parkville

Apparently seen driving erratically in Deer Park

Broken window

Special Prizes for anyone that finds it

Go like Hounds boys

Find it.

I'm a bit of a genius in real lifeI see things coming before others doI'm always 3 years earlyAnd I have a BS detector t...
28/12/2025

I'm a bit of a genius in real life

I see things coming before others do

I'm always 3 years early

And I have a BS detector that can sniff all the way to China

And my Radar is pinging like crazy over this Silver price explosion

If you didnt already know it, renewables and EVs are packed full of Silver

And renewables are really alluring when other grid users are paying for it

That subsidy you get to install them aren't from Chris Bowen

They're from your neighbour

But because we're all Tight in Australia weve all gone and fitted the cheapest junk that's 'compliant' which I'm sure is rubbish

But nothing is free forever.

The replacement bill always comes.

Panels wear out.
Inverters fail.
Batteries die.

But the next version is going to cost much much more.

Way more.

Chris Bowen’s renewable transformation assumes falling costs forever.

But they can't because the materials aren’t getting cheaper.

Silver just exploded in price.

Silver isn’t a “nice to have.”

It’s essential for solar panels.

Essential for EVs.

Essential for grids, inverters, chargers.

No silver.
No energy transition.

Commodity prices don’t care about a target.

It only cares about physics and supply.

And supply is tight.

Guess who controls silver refining.

Bingo - China.

Guess who just tightened export controls.

China.

Given australia imports nearly everything that means?

Bingo - higher costs.

Rebates hide costs today.

But rebates don’t replace hardware in 10 years.

Households will.

Taxpayers will.

Electricity users will.

Isn't that going to be fun.

We've front loaded discounts into a cliff.

Ironically it's now I think you should go off grid and get an EV.

Up another $4 in just a few days.🥴Memo: this doesn't End with Silver Holders getting RichAs far as I can see the Fiat Sy...
28/12/2025

Up another $4 in just a few days.

🥴

Memo: this doesn't End with Silver Holders getting Rich

As far as I can see the Fiat System is on life Support till the bank bonds get collapsed

This is a race for real collateral.

Nothing else matters.

🤯

When I was growing up, in the early years the only thing Australia bought from China was PlatesNow we buy everything fro...
28/12/2025

When I was growing up, in the early years the only thing Australia bought from China was Plates

Now we buy everything from there

And don't mistake this post as a critism of China

Yesterday I went bush

And I took a Black Plastic Bucket

I have it to my 2 year old

Within 1 minutes he'd smashed it to pieces

Cracked and smashed by a 2 year old

Then I inspected it, and it was just junk

Then I got 2 sort of emergency head torches

Same deal. Plastic Junk. Snapped within minutes

Bin those

Then on the way out, the centre screw in the Jockey wheel fractured and fell off

So I go online to look for a replacement.

I can get the whole Jockey wheel for like $90

V. Very cheap

Go and find a different one $300

Now part of me says screw the $90 one and go get a 'good one'

Problem is it's made in China too

There's almost nothing that isn't now

The only people benefiting from this is all the importers of Chinese Garbage

They could spec good stuff

But they don't. I'm sure they say, hey mate, cheapest possible

Consumable

Problem is, when everything is Junk

As a consumer you can't even find good stuff

Is it just me? OR is stuff we get now just absolute and utter Rubbish and it's getting worse?

Pic unrelated to post

Chinese "off-road" Camper TrailerNot confident
28/12/2025

Chinese "off-road" Camper Trailer

Not confident

Wholly cow
26/12/2025

Wholly cow

6-10M for the whole town apparently on the Ad.If there's one asset on earth I'd like to own Freehold it's that.Imagine t...
26/12/2025

6-10M for the whole town apparently on the Ad.

If there's one asset on earth I'd like to own Freehold it's that.

Imagine the 4WD p**s ups you could host.

Licola is for sale 🤯

Breakfast of champions
25/12/2025

Breakfast of champions

When I was a kid, mechano was a thingYou had these intricate, metal pieces, nuts and bolts and pulleys and things that m...
25/12/2025

When I was a kid, mechano was a thing

You had these intricate, metal pieces, nuts and bolts and pulleys and things that moved

And after a few hours your little fingers would be bleeding from all the sharp edges

Now the kids play with coloured blocks to make 'worlds' that do basically nothing other than appear like something else

Very little physical skill or brain power

I was even playing with Minecraft Lego yesterday as well and it comes with TWO instruction books

Only cause they only add about 2 or three pieces per move so you don't screw it up

Our kids aren't failing because they're no good

They're failing because the system is dumbing them down

It's time to bust out the old Technics I reckon

25/12/2025

It's nearly ham and prawns time

Merry Christmas to all my followersI hope your all out enjoying yourselvesDon't eat too much or you'll get fat like meIm...
24/12/2025

Merry Christmas to all my followers

I hope your all out enjoying yourselves

Don't eat too much or you'll get fat like me

Imagine what's under this guy's Christmas Tree

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