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It doesn't make senseRemember LPGLiquid Petroleum GasIt was hailed as greenWe could use it in our FalconsAnd we could us...
05/01/2026

It doesn't make sense

Remember LPG

Liquid Petroleum Gas

It was hailed as green

We could use it in our Falcons

And we could use it in our homes

3.3 million homes were connected in Victoria alone

I remember the advertisements telling us how clean it was

The thing about gas is - it's ours

We didn't need to import it

We could employ people to get it

And it was affordable

Victoria has one of the largest proven reserves on earth - non fracking and available right now

But a guy called Dan got in and wanted votes in Brunswick

So now gas is bad

Now we import batteries and solar from China

But get this

We don't just let households get it

We subsidize households to get it on the backs of other households

So power prices continue to rise

So everyone needs more subsidies

Last year we got like 75 bucks a quarter in our own tax money back to lower the burden

So now not only are we paying for these panels in our bills

We're also being taxed

Oh oops

Yeah but there's a massive deficit

So we're borrowing money to pay people to buy other people's panels

And their bills are going up anyway

Now I understand

It's for the environment

But then you find out

We still sell it overseas

Probably more than ever

So we're exporting it like crazy to China and Japan and India

Who manufacture all the Panels

And they're getting it almost for free

It's so cheap because it costs so much

And then there's not enough for Australia

So the 3.3 million households that signed up for gas

When they were told to

Either can't get it

Or it's hugely expensive

So now we're also subsidizing Chinese electric appliances

And then those subsidies also go on the bill

Problem is a lot of the appliances their installing are expensive

And they're rubbish

So when the subsidy finishes

The appliance fails

The household will probably then be up for 10s of thousands just to survive

But by then they'll be taxed 70 percent

And broke

All the real jobs will be gone

And they'll end up in a bad state

And that's when all the current politicians

Who did this to be popular will retire for family reasons

Then they'll get a pension

For life

On you

And for life you'll also have to call them the Honorable

It's a Good time to take a 5 percent deposit loan, and get one of Chris Bowens BatteriesBloke rang me today to sell me a...
05/01/2026

It's a Good time to take a 5 percent deposit loan, and get one of Chris Bowens Batteries

Bloke rang me today to sell me a "certified" home battery

Best on the Market he said

Only around 6k for 40kw he said

So this evening I ask Grok to warn me of the potential issues, just from what's been talked about online

This is what it came up with

Frequent premature hardware failures

Inverters or batteries stopping charging/discharging within 1-3 years

Systems failing to hold charge effectively

Connectivity issues with monitoring devices

WiFi dongles disconnecting frequently

Software glitches causing shutdowns especially in multi-unit parallel setups

Delayed or unresponsive warranty support

Impossible to get replacement parts.

Challenges with customer service.

Language barriers.

Safety concerns with electrical connectors or exposed parts in high voltage systems

Monitoring apps with delays, bugs, or lack of real time accuracy

Incompatible with certain utility tariffs or grid setups.

Lower overall durability in harsh environmental conditions.

Higher risk of inefficiencies or phantom energy losses.

Ugly design. It looks like an ill fitting fridge.

Potential for rapid battery drain under heavy loads or in extreme temperatures.

Complexity in installation.

Risk of underutilisation or inefficiency if household consumption doesn't match the large capacity.

I wonder how many 5 percent deposit households took the offer 😆🥴

I was reading a post the other dayAnd apparently EV charger after EV charger is being damaged all over the placePeople a...
05/01/2026

I was reading a post the other day

And apparently EV charger after EV charger is being damaged all over the place

People apparently steal the cables

They either think it's got expensive copper in it (it might) or it might just be mindless vandalism

But then it got me thinking

If people were damaging Petrol stations what do you think the response would be

I reckon you'd have Cameras

You'd have infrastructure

You'd have a Task Force

You'd have heavy hitters patrolling

And those caught would be in huge trouble

Why the double standard with EV chargers

The only company that seems to have thought it through is Tesla

Every other charger is slow

Not enough power

No security

Usually paid for by the Govt

They push something

But then don't follow through

It actually needs addressing

I feel way better in 2026 Like renewalI'm no longer a Navara owner It's like getting out of poverty
05/01/2026

I feel way better in 2026

Like renewal

I'm no longer a Navara owner

It's like getting out of poverty

Let's do a mind experimentand assume for a momentthat a Robot can watch videos of Michelin Star chefs preparing the worl...
04/01/2026

Let's do a mind experiment

and assume for a moment

that a Robot can watch videos of Michelin Star chefs preparing the world's finest food

Then imagine they can be programmed to repeat the process in your home

And that machine costs $25,000 AUD

And the said machine comes with an 8 year warranty

For around $60 a week

And not only that, the AI inside the Robot can also talk to you

Understand your food preferences

And ORDER the ingredient staple foods via the internet essentially in real time

So basically the shopping is done

The preparation is done

You can ask the robot not to waste food

You can provide feedback on each meal

Tell it what you feel like

And you can even set a food budget that it'll adhere too

All for $60 a week

Imagine how hard the Melbourne Restaurant Industry is going to tank

Why would you ever go there?

General Dan Caine, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of StaffOperation Absolute Resolve (January 2-3, 2026)150 aircraft parti...
03/01/2026

General Dan Caine, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

Operation Absolute Resolve (January 2-3, 2026)

150 aircraft participated

Launched from bases and ships across the Western Hemisphere

All US military transponders turned off globally

Aircraft converged at exact time and place

Mission objective: insert interdiction force into downtown Caracas

Operation maintained tactical surprise

Aircraft included fighter jets, b0mbers, drones, tankers, electronic warfare aircraft, and helicopters

Launched from approximately 20 different bases and ships

One U.S. helicopter hit by ground fire but remained flyable

All aircraft returned

U.S. casualties: several injuries, no fatalities

Ground raid conducted by Army Delta Force with FBI/DEA support

Nicolás Maduro and wife Cilia Flores captured

Transferred to USS Iwo Jima

Supporting actions: airstrikes on Venezuelan military targets and cyber operations

Targets included air defenses, Fuerte Tiuna complex, La Carlota airport, Port of La Guaira

Cyber operations disrupted power in parts of Caracas

Politics aside, what an amazing accomplishment for the Services that pulled this off... Wow

Wow!
03/01/2026

Wow!

It's time for Pizza.
03/01/2026

It's time for Pizza.

03/01/2026

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🤣 I have no idea if this is trueAny insights from the Shark Owners?I did some quotes on carsA Tesla Model Y worth 65k is...
03/01/2026

🤣 I have no idea if this is true

Any insights from the Shark Owners?

I did some quotes on cars

A Tesla Model Y worth 65k is like $220 a week on Lease

A BYD Shark worth 60K was like $380 a week

(I know this is because of the FBT)

But think of this. That's $160 a week

Which is LOT of Fuel for a Real Diesel Ute that's second hand

You could probably pay a Rego, pay the insurance and have an older Ute with nearly a Tank of Gas a week for the price difference

Then you'd have a Ute

And a great Car for the shopping

And you wouldn't be posting like this

These hybrids are IMO silly

The Kia Tasman isn't 'ugly'It's just the Kia StylingAll their cars look like it
03/01/2026

The Kia Tasman isn't 'ugly'

It's just the Kia Styling

All their cars look like it

Something im noticingA vehicle is a derivative of prideBut it shows different sides of a manGo to a cheap house with gar...
02/01/2026

Something im noticing

A vehicle is a derivative of pride

But it shows different sides of a man

Go to a cheap house with garbage all over the front lawn and a garage full of rubbish

He will drive one of 2 things.

- an old Navara; or
- a Brand new Chinese Ute

If you ever see either of those vehicles parked on a Suburban street - have a look at the front yard and garage

Always covered in trash

An XJ on the other hand - while a piece of trash is always parked on a lawn

Never in the garage

Or in a shed

Why?

An XJ is a passion project

And the owner doesn't give a hoot what you think

He has his own form of Pride

And it's the Pride of History

He likes hammering around with a straight 4L motor

He likes the flex it gives him off-road

He takes pride in fixing its flaws and making it purr

And it's never in a garage because he's got other nice cars in there

And things are tidy

Unlike the people that only want the Chinese car when they're out for some base level of pride

And do you notice Navara owners will always refer to their Ute as their pride and joy

It's neither joyful or pride

Well that's not true

If it doesn't have its motor and gearbox on a hoist I guess that can be a source of pride

In their case the pride is they fixed it

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