World's Dumbest Criminals Podcast

04/07/2025

Patron episode 32 is about a routine traffic stop in Ohio that turned sublimely ridiculous when the drivers pet raccoon decided to narc on them for their massive m**h stash.

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02/02/2025

Patron Episode 29: Bananas and Blow is now live!

It’s about a Scottish gangster who orchestrated a plot to smuggle huge quantities of co***ne from South America in boxes of bananas.

He and an accomplice went on the run, and they might’ve continued to dodge justice if it wasn’t for an ill-timed visit to an Amsterdam brothel.

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29/11/2024

Patron Episode 27: The Foot Fe**sh Caller
This episode is about a foot fetishist from England who made more than a thousand nuisance calls to a free National Health Service advice line. During the calls he would pretend to be an old lady and ask the female call handlers about made up foot problems and try to get them to talk about their own feet.

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03/07/2024

She’s baaaaaaaack. Well, on Patreon she is! Patron episode 24 is about a Florida tantrum that involved the throwing of gator nuggets and ungentlemanly treatment of a manatee statue. All Patreon levels have access to all the bonus episodes. Not sure when I’ll be back with new wide release episodes. Baby steps. ❤️

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12/01/2024

I planned to be back with new episodes by now but I’m going to need a longer break. I need to get on top of some health conditions that have been on top of me for a long time. Although I’ve been seeing doctors and specialists for years, they turned out to be assclowns who not only didn’t help my conditions, but they also kept putting me on medications that made me sick in new ways. It’s been a relentless sh*tshow. I have a new team of specialists now who actually know what they’re doing. Hopefully we can make some real progress and get me back to podcasting ASAP.

06/01/2024

I hope you’re all having a good new year and you haven’t irrevocably fu**ed it up yet! There’s still so much year to go. Pace yourself. ❤️ Please enjoy this pic of Tilda rolling into 2024 like she’s doing the Thriller dance upside down.

31/12/2023

Happy New Year!!! May it bring you all health, happiness, success and love! ❤️ I was in bed by 10 last night but was awoken at midnight by Tilda as she ran around barking her t**s off in an effort to save us from the sky born attack. She managed to scare those screeching booming fu***rs away and keep us alive into the new year. What a good girl!

25/12/2023

Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you have an enjoyable, drama free time. I think Kiefer personifies the appropriate festive spirit for this podcast. He’s a pirate.

Good old fashioned partying. Yeah!

14/12/2023

Let’s all be SunSmart and ready for some sweet shade this Aussie summer. ❤️