World's Dumbest Criminals Podcast

03/07/2024

She’s baaaaaaaack. Well, on Patreon she is! Patron episode 24 is about a Florida tantrum that involved the throwing of gator nuggets and ungentlemanly treatment of a manatee statue. All Patreon levels have access to all the bonus episodes. Not sure when I’ll be back with new wide release episodes. Baby steps. ❤️

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12/01/2024

I planned to be back with new episodes by now but I’m going to need a longer break. I need to get on top of some health conditions that have been on top of me for a long time. Although I’ve been seeing doctors and specialists for years, they turned out to be assclowns who not only didn’t help my conditions, but they also kept putting me on medications that made me sick in new ways. It’s been a relentless sh*tshow. I have a new team of specialists now who actually know what they’re doing. Hopefully we can make some real progress and get me back to podcasting ASAP.

06/01/2024

I hope you’re all having a good new year and you haven’t irrevocably fu**ed it up yet! There’s still so much year to go. Pace yourself. ❤️ Please enjoy this pic of Tilda rolling into 2024 like she’s doing the Thriller dance upside down.

31/12/2023

Happy New Year!!! May it bring you all health, happiness, success and love! ❤️ I was in bed by 10 last night but was awoken at midnight by Tilda as she ran around barking her t**s off in an effort to save us from the sky born attack. She managed to scare those screeching booming fu***rs away and keep us alive into the new year. What a good girl!

25/12/2023

Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you have an enjoyable, drama free time. I think Kiefer personifies the appropriate festive spirit for this podcast. He’s a pirate.

Good old fashioned partying. Yeah!

14/12/2023

Let’s all be SunSmart and ready for some sweet shade this Aussie summer. ❤️

19/11/2023

Episode 67 is about a Washington police officer who posted a Tik Tok bragging about being above the law and making up false charges against motorists, and a baby faced burglar and aspiring rapper from England, who was jailed after boasting about his crimes in raps he posted online.
https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212?i=1000635343339

05/11/2023

Episode 66 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Texas couple who came up with the most truly absurd insurance fraud scheme, in order to pocket some life insurance money and prevent the husband from going to prison. This case has body snatching, a faked car accident, some epic gaslighting and the worst disguise you will ever hear of.
The first pic is of Molly and Clayton Daniels as they were, the second pic is of Clayton "in disguise" as "Jake."
Listen here: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212?i=1000633757576

21/10/2023

Episode 65 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Alabama man wanted on drug and gun charges, who the authroities claimed kept a trained attack squirrel that he fed m**h to in order to keep it aggressive.
Although he did keep a squirrel as a pet, he denied feeding it drugs or training it to attack and said the squirrel was just an as***le.
Listen here: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212?i=1000631959499
To support the podcast: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals

06/10/2023

Episode 64 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a German choreographer who got so outraged that a female critic gave one of his works a bad review, that he confronted her at the Hanover Opera House and smeared his dachshunds feaces on her face.
Image from the Guardian.
https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212?i=1000630379827

01/10/2023

There will be a new episode this week, it’s just going to be a few days late. I’m still trying to come good from my relentless bs health stuff.

17/09/2023

Hey, sorry but there wont be a new episode today. My frustrating as f**k health condition strikes again! I stopped taking a medication I'd been using for several months (which didn't work) and started a new one several weeks ago (which hasn't worked yet/may never work) and it's got me all discombobulated. It hasn't been all bad, I've had a chance to lie around with the dog watching shows, eating snacks and doing sweet FA. So that's been a bit of a dream come true but I am pretty f**king over it at this point.

14/09/2023

Have you listened to episode 63 yet? It's is about a man who called 911 to say there was a burglary in progress. Plot twist - he was the burglar and he wanted to the cops to come and protect him from the resident, who had just returned home and was also calling 911. As well as an English woman who went on the dark web and payed someone she thought was a hitman to kill her co-worker after a brief fling in a frozen food factory went sour.
https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212?i=1000626621196

21/08/2023

Episode 62 is about an IT worker who groped and ej******ed on women minding their own business in public in Melbourne, but don't worry - apparently he just didn't realise that was frowned upon here. https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212?i=1000625050794

07/08/2023

Episode 61 is about a burglar in Ireland who injured his sc***um while robbing a supermarket and then tried to sue the the shop owner for damages, a playa who mugged a woman and then forced her to friend him on Facebook, so he could hit on her.
https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212?i=1000623602306

30/07/2023

The patron episode for June is up.
It involves more d***o theft than the regular episodes.

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26/07/2023

Reality TV scumbag Stephen Bear has just been ordered to pay ex Georgia Harrison £207,000 for secretly filming her having s*x with him and publishing the revenge p**n. He was also earlier jailed for 21 months because of it. Good! Personally I think people who indulge in revenge p**n should be be banned from ever having s*x again, but this is a start. For some background, here's my episode on the case: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/reality-tv-scumbag-jailed-for-revenge-p**n/id1580514212?i=1000604795352

24/07/2023

Episode 60 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Assistant District Attorney from Texas who went on an epic power trip at an Uber driver.
She accused him of kidnapping her and when she refused to leave his vehicle, he called the police. He also started recording her tantrum after she said the cops wouldn't believe him over her and she was looking forward to seeing them f**k him up.
https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212?i=1000622065374
Picture from the NY Post.