World's Dumbest Criminals is an upbeat podcast about deadbeat crims.
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If you're keen to hear about the most ridiculous, bizarre and downright stupid crimes and criminals in the world, you've come to the right place!
She’s baaaaaaaack. Well, on Patreon she is! Patron episode 24 is about a Florida tantrum that involved the throwing of gator nuggets and ungentlemanly treatment of a manatee statue. All Patreon levels have access to all the bonus episodes. Not sure when I’ll be back with new wide release episodes. Baby steps. ❤️
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I planned to be back with new episodes by now but I’m going to need a longer break. I need to get on top of some health conditions that have been on top of me for a long time. Although I’ve been seeing doctors and specialists for years, they turned out to be assclowns who not only didn’t help my conditions, but they also kept putting me on medications that made me sick in new ways. It’s been a relentless sh*tshow. I have a new team of specialists now who actually know what they’re doing. Hopefully we can make some real progress and get me back to podcasting ASAP.
I hope you’re all having a good new year and you haven’t irrevocably fu**ed it up yet! There’s still so much year to go. Pace yourself. ❤️ Please enjoy this pic of Tilda rolling into 2024 like she’s doing the Thriller dance upside down.
Happy New Year!!! May it bring you all health, happiness, success and love! ❤️ I was in bed by 10 last night but was awoken at midnight by Tilda as she ran around barking her t**s off in an effort to save us from the sky born attack. She managed to scare those screeching booming fu***rs away and keep us alive into the new year. What a good girl!
Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you have an enjoyable, drama free time. I think Kiefer personifies the appropriate festive spirit for this podcast. He’s a pirate.
Good old fashioned partying. Yeah!
Let’s all be SunSmart and ready for some sweet shade this Aussie summer. ❤️
Episode 67 is about a Washington police officer who posted a Tik Tok bragging about being above the law and making up false charges against motorists, and a baby faced burglar and aspiring rapper from England, who was jailed after boasting about his crimes in raps he posted online.
https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212?i=1000635343339
Episode 66 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Texas couple who came up with the most truly absurd insurance fraud scheme, in order to pocket some life insurance money and prevent the husband from going to prison. This case has body snatching, a faked car accident, some epic gaslighting and the worst disguise you will ever hear of.
The first pic is of Molly and Clayton Daniels as they were, the second pic is of Clayton "in disguise" as "Jake."
Listen here: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212?i=1000633757576
Episode 65 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Alabama man wanted on drug and gun charges, who the authroities claimed kept a trained attack squirrel that he fed m**h to in order to keep it aggressive.
Although he did keep a squirrel as a pet, he denied feeding it drugs or training it to attack and said the squirrel was just an as***le.
Listen here: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212?i=1000631959499
To support the podcast: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals
Episode 64 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a German choreographer who got so outraged that a female critic gave one of his works a bad review, that he confronted her at the Hanover Opera House and smeared his dachshunds feaces on her face.
Image from the Guardian.
https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212?i=1000630379827
There will be a new episode this week, it’s just going to be a few days late. I’m still trying to come good from my relentless bs health stuff.
Hey, sorry but there wont be a new episode today. My frustrating as f**k health condition strikes again! I stopped taking a medication I'd been using for several months (which didn't work) and started a new one several weeks ago (which hasn't worked yet/may never work) and it's got me all discombobulated. It hasn't been all bad, I've had a chance to lie around with the dog watching shows, eating snacks and doing sweet FA. So that's been a bit of a dream come true but I am pretty f**king over it at this point.
Have you listened to episode 63 yet? It's is about a man who called 911 to say there was a burglary in progress. Plot twist - he was the burglar and he wanted to the cops to come and protect him from the resident, who had just returned home and was also calling 911. As well as an English woman who went on the dark web and payed someone she thought was a hitman to kill her co-worker after a brief fling in a frozen food factory went sour.
https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212?i=1000626621196
Episode 62 is about an IT worker who groped and ej******ed on women minding their own business in public in Melbourne, but don't worry - apparently he just didn't realise that was frowned upon here. https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212?i=1000625050794
Episode 61 is about a burglar in Ireland who injured his sc***um while robbing a supermarket and then tried to sue the the shop owner for damages, a playa who mugged a woman and then forced her to friend him on Facebook, so he could hit on her.
https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212?i=1000623602306
The patron episode for June is up.
It involves more d***o theft than the regular episodes.
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Reality TV scumbag Stephen Bear has just been ordered to pay ex Georgia Harrison £207,000 for secretly filming her having s*x with him and publishing the revenge p**n. He was also earlier jailed for 21 months because of it. Good! Personally I think people who indulge in revenge p**n should be be banned from ever having s*x again, but this is a start. For some background, here's my episode on the case: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/reality-tv-scumbag-jailed-for-revenge-p**n/id1580514212?i=1000604795352
Episode 60 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Assistant District Attorney from Texas who went on an epic power trip at an Uber driver.
She accused him of kidnapping her and when she refused to leave his vehicle, he called the police. He also started recording her tantrum after she said the cops wouldn't believe him over her and she was looking forward to seeing them f**k him up.
https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212?i=1000622065374
Picture from the NY Post.
Hey lovelies, I'm taking a break from podcasting to catch up on life. I'll be back with a new public release episode on July 10th. This months patron episode will go ahead as scheduled.
There are around 20 patron only episodes over on Patreon, so if you get a craving for dumb criminals and lady swears, sign up and have a listen: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals
Episode 58 is about a predatory former policeman who had way more than his fair share of naked “misunderstandings,” a Florida woman who crashed her car because she was trying to drive while...manicuring her lady garden and more.
https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212?i=1000614778859
Episode 57 is about a pair of YouTubers who uploaded a video of themselves apparently completing an overnight challenge in Target, a QLD woman with an impressively weird weapon collection she claimed was for protection against Yowies and more. https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212?i=1000612982190
This coming weekend is the annual Livestream for the Cure, to raise funds for cancer research!
https://allmylinks.com/livestreamforthecure
I'll be on at 7p EST Friday 19 May 2023 (or 11am Saturday 20 May Australian EST) with the brilliant Kate Wallinga for the ultimate series of true crime whodunnits (think funny not gory). I hope you can tune in! ❤️
Audience participation is always appreciated, donations to the Cancer Research Institute adored but I understand not everyone has spare cash lying around.
We've raised over $70,000 since 2017 for the Cancer Research Institute. Follow us on social media and on Twitch for event details as they're announced!
Episode 56 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a former location scout for TV show “The Bill,” who tried to hire a few different people to kill his partner of 27 years, Hazel. He wanted to inherit her money and property so he could afford to support his young Lithuanian s*x worker mistress. And the defence he used during his trial is one of the most ludicrous things you'll ever hear in your life! https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212?i=1000611213462
Episode 55 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Florida man who called 911 to request deputies come to his house and test the authenticity of the m**h he'd just bought, a Welsh guy who snorted co***ne off Pablo Escobar's grave on Facebook live and went on to do som**hing even stupider and more. https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212?i=1000609124357
Episode 54 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Instagram “momfluencer” from California who tried to get more followers by falsely accusing a Latino couple of trying to kidnap her children. This is a still pic of Katie during the first video she posted about the bs kidnapping attempt.
https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212?i=1000607003038
Episode 53 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about the revenge p**n related conviction of British reality TV “bad boy” Stephen Bear. He secretly filmed his tv personality girlfriend Georgia Harding having s*x with him and then uploaded it to his Only Fans in an effort to exploit her for money.
It devastated her and he treated it as a big joke. He dressed up like a pimp to attend court and posted Instagram stories mocking Georgia's tears and laughing about pretending to attempt su***de to get everyone's sympathy.
https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212?i=1000604795352
Episode 52 is about a Queensland woman who exacted petty revenge on anyone who dared to legally park in front of her house, a New York man who planned to kill and skin a bear and wear it's pelt to attack the mother of his child and more.
https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212?i=1000602840016
In episode 51 you'll be hearing about a self described bogan named Kyle who was legally banned from every pub, club and alcohol selling establishment in Western Australia after a run in with a bouncer.
I'll be chatting with Kyle about the incident that went viral and what the aftermath has been like for him. It may well prove to be the most Aussie interview ever!
https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212?i=1000600418690
Episode 50 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Aussie pizza shop owner and exhibitionist who got done for selling drugs after the police noticed nobody ever left his shop with pizza, a drunk British guy who picked a fight with a Polish dude on a train because he was drinking a beer and more.
https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212?i=1000598071231
Episode 49 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a wanted man in Atlanta who called the police after being served luke warm fries at McDonalds and ended up getting arrested for som**hing far worse, a 65-year-old woman from QLD who exacted revenge on her ex husband after being threatened with witchcraft by his new girlfriend and more.
https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212?i=1000595955329
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