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Yawaleftoffline Gossip Junior Pikin the CRUISE LORD.
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This will never be your portion in Jesus name Amen 💜
26/07/2024

This will never be your portion in Jesus name Amen 💜

12 Interesting Lines that Will Keep You Going When Times Get Tough.1. “Challenges are what make life interesting and ove...
27/06/2024

12 Interesting Lines that Will Keep You Going When Times Get Tough.

1. “Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.”—Joshua J. Marine

2. “Accept responsibility for your life. Know that it is you who will get you where you want to go, no one else.”—Les Brown

3. “The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.”—Martin Luther King, Jr.

4. “Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.”—Confucius

5. “When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.”—Franklin D. Roosevelt

6. “To be tested is good. The challenged life may be the best therapist.”—Gail Sheehy, Author

7. “When the going gets tough, the tough get going.”—Joseph Kennedy

8. “You may encounter many defeats, but you must not be defeated. In fact, it may be necessary to encounter the defeats, so you can know who you are, what you can rise from, how you can still come out of it.”—Maya Angelou

9. “The brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls are not there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something. Because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don’t want it badly enough. They’re there to stop the other people.” —Randy Pausch

10. Life may be hard, but resilient people are harder.

11. Mirror is your best friend, because when you cry, it never laughs.

12. But remember that real situations reveal fake friends.

Have a great time ☺️😌😀
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11/01/2023

Success will chase you anywhere you run 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️to this year 2023🙏✅

14/10/2022

I can cook I can cook now your 1st @
Used kettle to fry egg
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Mention Them🤭

16/09/2022

Please let's leave a comment 📝😂😂😺😺

10/09/2022

ΨΩU ШILL MΔҜΣ IT ΩΠΣ DΔΨ.. TΨPΣ ΔMΣΠ IҒ U CΔΠ RΣΔD IT💰👑

05/08/2022

Another Nollywood Icon Rejects N50M From APC

APC offered “Peter Edochie” N50M to endorse Tinubu, he rejected the money at the mention of “Tinubu” and rightly walked out of the meeting.

He warned that nobody should ever come to him for APC campaign, that he can't trade the life and wellbeing of millions of Nigerians for just N50M, Am not “Zack Orji” & Co he thundered, my name is “Peter Edochie” Ebube D**e of Igbo land.

Things really fall apart for APC here and the center couldn't hold.

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03/08/2022

Will this month of August favour you ?

??????? Yes or No

made ur choice 👈👈👈👈👇

01/08/2022

Omoh..if the weapon fashion against me get money..abeg..make e prosper oo😁😁🤣

31/07/2022

No matter how u shake it, the last drop still remain for ur Boxers 😆😛🤣

31/07/2022

👑:"don't cry because they left you . Smile because they gave you an opportunity to find someone better " ❤️🥱🥰

31/07/2022

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
If you haven't slept in the hospital from January till today use 1 minute and thank GOD 🙏🥺

Sad Lizzy once said "Say no to Like👍😂
30/07/2022

Sad Lizzy once said "Say no to Like👍
😂

30/07/2022

Girls please listen🥺
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Losing your virginity to
Impress your friends is not
An Achievement 🤚🙅‍♂️



Dating more than 2 guys
Is not an Achievement 🤚🙅‍♂️



Sleeping over at your
Boyfriends place for 1,2,3 or more
Is not an Achievement 🤚🙅‍♂️



Dating famous or rich guys
Is not an Achievement 🤚🙅‍♂️



Twerking and drinking
Robertson at clubs every
Weekend is not an Achievement 🤚🙅‍♂️



And having a baby just to
Make a n***a stay with you
Is also not an Achievement 🤚🙅‍♂️



Finally -------->



Waking up going to school
Getting your degree and
Chasing your dreams🎓 ...
Now thats an Achievement 🖤

30/07/2022

I may not post a lot about my mother, but believe me she's my everything.🥺❤Sad

30/07/2022

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:☺️
1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him in peace🙌
4. Don't check his phone (Messages)
5. Don't bother him with his movements
6. Clean the house😫
7.Be hot for him

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:
You only need to be:😂🤦‍♂️
1. A friend
2. A companion😂
3. A lover
4. A brother👦
5. A father👨‍👩‍👧
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician👨‍🔧
9. A plumber
10. You should learn to be a mechanic😌
11. You should also be a carpenter
12. You need to be a decorator😚
13. You should be a stylist
14. You have to be a sexologist🤧
15. You also have to be a gynecologist
16. You need be a psychologist😋
17. You must be a pest exterminator
18. You must be a psychiatrist😝
19. You need to be a healer
20. You need to be a good listener
21. You have to be an organizer😜
22. You should learn to be a good father
23. You should be very clean😛
24. You must be sympathetic😒
25. You need to be anathletic
26. you have to be warm😞
27. you need to be attentive😷
28. you have to be gallant
29. You must be intelligent😶
30. You must be funny
31. You must be very creative😵
32. You must love her tenderly👧
33. You need to be strong
34. You must be understanding, whether you like👦
it or not
35. You need to be tolerant👶
36. You must prudent
37. You must be ambitious💩
38. You must be capable
39. You must be courageous🙉
40. You must be determined
41. You must be true🙊
42. You have to be dependable
43. You must be passionate🙈

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. You must give her compliments🙀 regularly
45. Tell her you love her always😾
46. Go shopping with her
47. You have to be honest😿
48. Not stress her out
49. You must not look at other girls😽
50. You need to give her lots of attention😻
52. Give her lots of time, especially time😻 for
herself😹
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying😸 about
where she goes😼
53. You must hate whoever she tells you she😺
hates
54. Always respect her parents🙏
55. You should not to ask for change when you🙎
give money to shop.

30/07/2022

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When I get married, I'll like to have
4 kids 😒
9 sons 😳
8 daughters 😁
5 children 🙄
3 babies 😩 and 1 pikiin 🤥

🤨🤨🤨

30/07/2022

Can you be my friend😪?
Someone I can really talk to in both good & bad times❤

30/07/2022

I love u so much but most times u make me feel like I'm forcing myself on u😭💔

30/07/2022

😂
The whole Facebook is like a small village. Those who get few "Likes" are the poor, and those who get more "Likes" are the rich.😂😂😂😂😂😂
Then all those who are posting half naked pictures are the prostitutes of the village.😝😝😝😝😝😝
Those opposing your post are the village elders ^😂😂😂😂😂😂
Those that will report to your boo/relative about your post are the village gossipers 🙍🙍🙍🙍🙍
Those using auto likes are the village herbalists. 😏😏😏😏
Those that use the phrase "shift lemme faint" are the village drunkards 😓😓😓😓
Those who complain a lot about your pictures and posts are landlords and landladies If you try s**t, dem go send u out of their list 😋😋😋😋
Those monitoring your posts are the Police/Evil spirit.
Those that will copy this post are the village thieves...
😂😂😂😂😂
Those that will see this and won't comment and following me for more are the enemies of progress....😂😂😂😂😂

were do you fall into?

30/07/2022

House is burning 🔥 Take
1 Bae
2 Mother-in-law
3 Child
4 50 million

30/07/2022

Quelqu'un répète Après moi !! Dieu pourvoira !!!!

30/07/2022

╬═╬ Don't Go Down!🙏👇😳
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╬═╬Are you listening to me? Don't
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╬═╬Hello...? I said don't go.😠
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╬═╬Stop it! Don't go down.😬
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╬═╬It isn't a joke, don't go😡
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╬═╬I see u're pretending to be deaf. I said don't go😕
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╬═╬Dont dare Half_of_me ooo,stop it don't go 😩
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╬═╬ This is your last warning. Don't go down there😭
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👑>>You took your time to scroll even when I said don't..💞
👑>>May God bless you with your dream car
👑>>May God bless you with a job that will pay you well
👑>>>May God bless you with a marriage
Type amen and share dis post to 10 different groups

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Nollywood Actress Obio Oluebube 😍✅The funny troublesome girl of Nollywood 😍
30/07/2022

Nollywood Actress Obio Oluebube 😍✅
The funny troublesome girl of Nollywood 😍

30/07/2022

Your Girlfriend In Church
✋ ✋
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👡👡

28/07/2022

Take this key🔑 open one door
🚪 Money
🚪 Marriage
🚪 Happiness

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